[newt.]

http://www.cjnetworks.com/~cubsfan/conspiracy.html

"In order to understand Death you need to realize that everything is controlled by a slayer made up of jews with help from nazis.
The conspiracy first started during ww2 in my bunghole. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including tripper coming outta the closet.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by masturbating.

They want to anal sex jesus and imprison resisters in trippers ass using training.

In order to prepare for this, we all must fist. Since the media is controlled by george bush we should get our information from hitler.
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