Something I came up with when I was playing MOHAA online and an AOL commercial came up on the TV:

AOL parental controls, designed for kids to keep your parents off sites you don't want them to see.

A technology savvy child will always enter his own V-chip code before the parents can find the TV's instruction book

If you need to open a child proof bottle-cap, get a child


Just my casual observations about (older) adults and new technolgies/ideas.