"It said I was gay" in the episode with the grandpa's love machine
"Boring!" from homer simpson
"Now go on, boy, and pay attention. Because if you do, someday, you may achieve something that we Simpsons have dreamed about for generations: You may outsmart someone!" from homer simpson
"Simpson-Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in his-tor-y. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree....D'oh!" when he sings with the flinstones music
"I like my beer cold…my TV loud…and my homosexuals flaming." from homer simpson
saturday night live chris farley as matt foley "you'll have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river.......WHEN YOUR LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER.