Stiffys...what are ya gonna do..?... -
03-30-2004, 03:15 AM
I guess there's a thousand and one ways to take care of a stiffy...
blokes have been having them for a fair while now...apparently.
So, when your pee-pee turns into a raging, blood engorged, deep-fuck capable bone-on at some "inapproriate" time
...how do you deal with it...? beer:
I embrace the unwanted stiffy: think of all the impotent men who simply
desire one and can't get it, like the poor little africans who just want some
water...
I let him stand up in his full glory and salute the little fella like the General
that he is.
When you get out of your teen years, you learn dick control.
Ahh yes...you become one with the dick...the force flows through the pen0r and you my son have ultimate control over it
"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans." - The Joker http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/