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Default Saddam turned into a girl? - 07-27-2004, 01:26 PM
Former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein spends his time in solitary confinement writing poems, tending a garden, reading the Koran and eating American muffins and cookies, a British newspaper has reported.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/meast/07/ ... index.html

I want cookies cuss:
  
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Default 07-27-2004, 01:30 PM
is there a pic?

i might hit it
  
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Default 07-27-2004, 01:32 PM
Pretty retarded how he has it better than most of our troops. If you ask me this should be the regement for him

Go to bed at 9 pm
Wake up at 915 with taunts by american soldiers
Sleepless night until 515 am
Beating at 530 am
Horrible breakfast at 6 am
Forced to take a crap between 615-625 whether he has to go then or not
Another beating at 630 (after he has wiped his ass)
Time spent in his cell from635-1230 pm
Another beating at 1235
Questioning at 1245-130
Few more beatings
more time spent in jail

And dont give me the but OMG thn wed be like them... because this guy is a crazed animal and deserves to be treated like one
  
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Default 07-27-2004, 01:33 PM
a Haiku by S. Hussein...

My name is Saddam,
Weapons of mass destruction,
are stashed in my pants...
  
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Default 07-27-2004, 02:06 PM
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a Haiku by S. Hussein...

My name is Saddam,
Weapons of mass destruction,
are stashed in my pants...
/me snaps fingers

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Default 07-27-2004, 02:10 PM
dig that beatnik style, daddy-o...
  
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Default 07-27-2004, 02:26 PM
LOL
  
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Default 07-27-2004, 03:05 PM
so you blow up thousands of innocents iraqis in order to capture some guy who you are now giving cookies. Fuck his life is better than mine.
  
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Default 07-27-2004, 03:09 PM
Your mom doesn't buy/make cookies? annoy:

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Default 07-27-2004, 03:10 PM
So having hobbies makes him a girl? I'm confused. oOo:
  
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Default 07-27-2004, 03:12 PM
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Your mom doesn't buy/make cookies? annoy:
Well, I don't have no Koran.
  
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Default 07-27-2004, 03:13 PM
It looks like he is just trying to deal with what he knows will eventually happen. He is going to hang.
  
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Default 07-27-2004, 04:53 PM
Meh, the fucker is about to die - plus he's in solitary confinement.

Seems good enough to me, seeing as he actually DIDN'T have any WMD's.
  
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Default 07-27-2004, 06:29 PM
Whats wrong with writing poems and eating cookies?
  
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Default 07-27-2004, 07:08 PM
no shit and i like to garden you fuckface
  
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