A gentleman has met a hot lady who is very willing to go back to his place,
when they get there he asks if she wouldn't mind getting a bit kinky for him.
"Sure, I'm adventurous" she says, so he aks her to get naked and do a
handstand facing the wall with her legs spread apart
After 10 mins without going near her, he says "Hey babe, that was great!"
"What's so kinky about that?" she asks.
"I've just shit in your handbag." was his satisfied response.
[quote="Eight Ace":79ec8]A gentleman has met a hot lady who is very willing to go back to his place,
when they get there he asks if she wouldn't mind getting a bit kinky for him.
"Sure, I'm adventurous" she says, so he aks her to get naked and do a
handstand facing the wall with her legs spread apart
After 10 mins without going near her, he says "Hey babe, that was great!"
"What's so kinky about that?" she asks.
"I've just shit in your handbag." was his satisfied response.[/quote:79ec8]
this lady walks up to a security guard, and asks to see the manager of the store. The guard, annoyed, tells her to go away. She returns, and in a sexy voice asks him again. The guard, now a bit arroused says that the manager is out for lunch. She walks real close to him, starts rubbing her hands all over his neck. She asks the guard to leave a message to the manager. The guard tells he will. Then she puts her fingers in the guards mouth, and he starts licking him. The guard asks "What's the message?" She says "Tell the manager that theres no more toilet paper in the ladies room, and that the sinks are broken."