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Default 12-06-2004, 12:16 PM
LOL g1
  
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Default 12-06-2004, 02:48 PM
A gentleman has met a hot lady who is very willing to go back to his place,
when they get there he asks if she wouldn't mind getting a bit kinky for him.
"Sure, I'm adventurous" she says, so he aks her to get naked and do a
handstand facing the wall with her legs spread apart
After 10 mins without going near her, he says "Hey babe, that was great!"
"What's so kinky about that?" she asks.
"I've just shit in your handbag." was his satisfied response.
  
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Default 12-06-2004, 03:04 PM
What's the difference between a blonde and the internet?
Not everyone's been on the internet!
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tell some blonde jokes
  
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Default 12-06-2004, 03:33 PM
[quote="Eight Ace":79ec8]A gentleman has met a hot lady who is very willing to go back to his place,
when they get there he asks if she wouldn't mind getting a bit kinky for him.
"Sure, I'm adventurous" she says, so he aks her to get naked and do a
handstand facing the wall with her legs spread apart
After 10 mins without going near her, he says "Hey babe, that was great!"
"What's so kinky about that?" she asks.
"I've just shit in your handbag." was his satisfied response.[/quote:79ec8]


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Default 12-06-2004, 04:19 PM
this lady walks up to a security guard, and asks to see the manager of the store. The guard, annoyed, tells her to go away. She returns, and in a sexy voice asks him again. The guard, now a bit arroused says that the manager is out for lunch. She walks real close to him, starts rubbing her hands all over his neck. She asks the guard to leave a message to the manager. The guard tells he will. Then she puts her fingers in the guards mouth, and he starts licking him. The guard asks "What's the message?" She says "Tell the manager that theres no more toilet paper in the ladies room, and that the sinks are broken."
  
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Default 12-06-2004, 04:25 PM
so im fucking a guy in the ass right?
and he touches my balls and i say what are you gay!?!?
  
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Default 12-06-2004, 04:51 PM
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so im fucking a guy in the ass right?
and he touches my balls and i say what are you gay!?!?

Not funny on any levels. Not even on the "look at me im gay" level.
  
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Default 12-06-2004, 04:54 PM
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so im fucking a guy in the ass right?
and he touches my balls and i say what are you gay!?!?
should read: so i'm fucking this guy in the ass, and after he wants to cuddle, what a fag!!...
  
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Default 12-06-2004, 04:58 PM
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so im fucking a guy in the ass right?
and he touches my balls and i say what are you gay!?!?
dude I'm not gay, my boyfriend is
  
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Default 12-06-2004, 05:00 PM
Q: How can you tell if your room mate is gay?...

A: His dick tastes shitty...
  
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Default 12-06-2004, 05:39 PM
Why is Santa's sack so big?

Because he only comes once a year.
  
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Default 12-06-2004, 05:43 PM
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Why is Santa's sack so big?

Because he only comes once a year.
funny yet disturbing.
  
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Default 12-06-2004, 05:53 PM
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Why is Santa's sack so big?

Because he only comes once a year.
Most clever joke in this thread.
  
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Default 12-06-2004, 05:54 PM
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Why is Santa's sack so big?

Because he only comes once a year.
Most clever joke in this thread.

I think a cavemen told that joke originally.
  
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