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Default 01-05-2005, 06:16 PM

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Default Re: A joke. - 01-05-2005, 08:45 PM

[quote="Scorpion -]M15F1T[-":bdd9a]Once upon a time a man boarded a plane and took his seat.

As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.He soon realised she was heading straight toward his seat. As fate would have it she took the seat right next to his.
eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, "business trip or pleasure??"
She turned , smiled, and said business, I'm going to the annual NYMPHOMANIACS OF AMERICA convention in chicago."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most georgous woman he had ever met and she was going to a meeting for nynphomaniacs!!

STruggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked , Whats your position at this convention?"
lecurer she responded. "I'M THE LEAD LECTURER, WHERE I USE INFORMATION THAT I HAVE LEARNED FROM MY OWN PERSONAL EXPERIENCES TO DEBUNK SOME OF THE POPULAR MYTHS ABOUT SEXUALITY."

Really he asked and what kind of myths are there?
well she explained, "ONE POPULAR MYTH IS THAT AFRICAN AMERICAN MEN ARE THE MOST WELL-ENDOWED OF ALL MEN WHEN IN FACT IT IS THE NATIVE AMERICAN INDIAN WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO POSSESS THAT TRAIT."
"ANOTHER POPULAR MYTH IS THAT FRENCHMEN ARE THE BEST LOVERS, WHEN ACTUALLY IT IS THE MEN OF JEWISH DESCENT THAT ARE THE BEST."


I have also discovered that the lover with the most stamina is the southern redneck.
Suddenly the woman became unconfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldnt really be discussing this with you. I dont even know your name."


"TONTO," the man said, "TONTO GOLDSTEIN. But my freinds call me BUBBA[/quote:bdd9a]


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Default Re: A joke. - 01-05-2005, 10:28 PM

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M15F1T[-":e9419]Once upon a time a man boarded a plane and took his seat.

As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.He soon realised she was heading straight toward his seat. As fate would have it she took the seat right next to his.
eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, "business trip or pleasure??"
She turned , smiled, and said business, I'm going to the annual NYMPHOMANIACS OF AMERICA convention in chicago."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most georgous woman he had ever met and she was going to a meeting for nynphomaniacs!!

STruggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked , Whats your position at this convention?"
lecurer she responded. "I'M THE LEAD LECTURER, WHERE I USE INFORMATION THAT I HAVE LEARNED FROM MY OWN PERSONAL EXPERIENCES TO DEBUNK SOME OF THE POPULAR MYTHS ABOUT SEXUALITY."

Really he asked and what kind of myths are there?
well she explained, "ONE POPULAR MYTH IS THAT AFRICAN AMERICAN MEN ARE THE MOST WELL-ENDOWED OF ALL MEN WHEN IN FACT IT IS THE NATIVE AMERICAN INDIAN WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO POSSESS THAT TRAIT."
"ANOTHER POPULAR MYTH IS THAT FRENCHMEN ARE THE BEST LOVERS, WHEN ACTUALLY IT IS THE MEN OF JEWISH DESCENT THAT ARE THE BEST."


I have also discovered that the lover with the most stamina is the southern redneck.
Suddenly the woman became unconfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldnt really be discussing this with you. I dont even know your name."


"TONTO," the man said, "TONTO GOLDSTEIN. But my freinds call me BUBBA

you suck[/quote:e9419]

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Default 01-05-2005, 10:57 PM

Kinda ripped off Steven Wright with that one.
  
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