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Default A joke. - 01-04-2005, 11:46 PM

Once upon a time a man boarded a plane and took his seat.

As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.He soon realised she was heading straight toward his seat. As fate would have it she took the seat right next to his.
eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, "business trip or pleasure??"
She turned , smiled, and said business, I'm going to the annual NYMPHOMANIACS OF AMERICA convention in chicago."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most georgous woman he had ever met and she was going to a meeting for nynphomaniacs!!

STruggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked , Whats your position at this convention?"
lecurer she responded. "I'M THE LEAD LECTURER, WHERE I USE INFORMATION THAT I HAVE LEARNED FROM MY OWN PERSONAL EXPERIENCES TO DEBUNK SOME OF THE POPULAR MYTHS ABOUT SEXUALITY."

Really he asked and what kind of myths are there?
well she explained, "ONE POPULAR MYTH IS THAT AFRICAN AMERICAN MEN ARE THE MOST WELL-ENDOWED OF ALL MEN WHEN IN FACT IT IS THE NATIVE AMERICAN INDIAN WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO POSSESS THAT TRAIT."
"ANOTHER POPULAR MYTH IS THAT FRENCHMEN ARE THE BEST LOVERS, WHEN ACTUALLY IT IS THE MEN OF JEWISH DESCENT THAT ARE THE BEST."


I have also discovered that the lover with the most stamina is the southern redneck.
Suddenly the woman became unconfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldnt really be discussing this with you. I dont even know your name."


"TONTO," the man said, "TONTO GOLDSTEIN. But my freinds call me BUBBA
  
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Default Re: A joke. - 01-04-2005, 11:49 PM

[quote="Scorpion -]M15F1T[-":2a106]ONCE UPON A TIME A MAN BOARDED AN AIRPLANE AND TOOK HIS SEAT.

AS HE SETTLED IN, HE GLANCED UP AND SAW THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN BOARDING THE PLANE.
HE SOON REALIZED SHE WAS HEADING STRAIGHT TOWARD HIS SEAT. AS FATE WOULD HAVE IT SHE TOOK THE SEAT RIGHT BESIDE HIS.
EAGER TO STRIKE UP A CONVERSATION, HE BLURTED OUT, "BUSINESS TRIP OR PLEASURE?"
SHE TURNED, SMILED, AND SAID, "BUSINESS. I'M GOING TO THE ANNUAL NYMPHOMANIACS OF AMERICA CONVENTION IN CHICAGO."


HE SWALLOWED HARD. HERE WAS THE MOST GORGEOUS WOMAN HE HAD EVER SEEN SITTING NEXT TO HIM AND SHE WAS GOING TO A MEETING FOR NYMPHOMANIACS!
STRUGGLING TO MAINTAIN HIS COMPOSURE, HE CALMLY ASKED, "WHAT'S YOUR BUSINESS ROLE AT THIS CONVENTION?"
"LECTURER," SHE RESPONDED. "I'M THE LEAD LECTURER, WHERE I USE INFORMATION THAT I HAVE LEARNED FROM MY OWN PERSONAL EXPERIENCES TO DEBUNK SOME OF THE POPULAR MYTHS ABOUT SEXUALITY."

"REALLY?" HE ASKED, "AND WHAT KIND OF MYTHS ARE THERE?"
"WELL," SHE EXPLAINED, "ONE POPULAR MYTH IS THAT AFRICAN AMERICAN MEN ARE THE MOST WELL-ENDOWED OF ALL MEN WHEN IN FACT IT IS THE NATIVE AMERICAN INDIAN WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO POSSESS THAT TRAIT."
"ANOTHER POPULAR MYTH IS THAT FRENCHMEN ARE THE BEST LOVERS, WHEN ACTUALLY IT IS THE MEN OF JEWISH DESCENT THAT ARE THE BEST."


"I HAVE ALSO DISCOVERED THAT THE LOVER WITH ABSOLUTELY THE BEST STAMINA IS THE SOUTHERN REDNECK."
SUDDENLY, THE WOMAN BECAME A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE AND BLUSHED. "I'M SORRY," SHE SAID, "I SHOULDN'T REALLY BE DISCUSSING ALL THIS WITH YOU. I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME."


"TONTO," THE MAN SAID, "TONTO GOLDSTEIN. BUT MY FRIENDS CALL ME BUBBA[/quote:2a106]

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Default 01-04-2005, 11:51 PM

funny, but caps-lock sucks...
  
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Default 01-04-2005, 11:54 PM

Yeah sorry bout that was a cut and paste from an email a m8 sent me rolleyes:

I retyped most of it dance:
  
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Default 01-05-2005, 12:37 AM

i get it. hes trying to be a jewish indian redneck. cool:
  
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Default 01-05-2005, 05:34 AM

Heard that about 3 years ago. =/




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 01-05-2005, 05:42 AM

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i get it. hes trying to be a jewish indian redneck. cool:
your powers of perception blind me. GO! Go now and solve major Unsolved crimes! Tell me who killed Kennedy! Find Jonebenet Ramsey!

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Default 01-05-2005, 08:41 AM

------^ i think i saw that episode where he say that.
  
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Default 01-05-2005, 09:53 AM

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------^ i think i saw that episode where he say that.
innit that the one with the pieman? or the hobo who invented ichy and scratchy?
  
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Default 01-05-2005, 05:24 PM

I never thought the natives had the biggest wangs. must be a myth.
  
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Default 01-05-2005, 05:30 PM

sleeping: I guess it would be funny if the ending wasn't so obvious


  
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Default 01-05-2005, 05:32 PM

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sleeping: I guess it would be funny if the ending wasn't so obvious
what did nicole simpson get incarnated as when OJ killed her.

A PEZ DISPENSER!!!!

lololz


what do you tell a woman with a black eye?

nothing you already told the bitch once....OMFG!! haha


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Default 01-05-2005, 05:37 PM

i've seen better...dont "thats what she said" that hake:
  
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Default 01-05-2005, 05:37 PM

[quote="Scorched Earth":f2e32]i've seen better...dont "thats what she said" that hake:[/quote:f2e32]

Thats what he said


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Default 01-05-2005, 05:38 PM

404 Funneh has been initiated but not fully executed.



  
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