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Lieutenant Colonel
Posts: 7,860
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: one
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04-28-2005, 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Nyck
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
Ill see you next month.
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LMAO that's so disgusting |
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Senior Member
Posts: 358
Join Date: Apr 2005
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04-28-2005, 11:17 PM
Their was this girl and she gave this guy a radio and whatever music genre you said it changed to it. So the guy installed it into his car and went for a testdrive. Then he was like "rock" and some rock came on, then he was "rap" and some rap came on, then he was "country" and some country came on. A little bit after he went through most of the genres some kids ran in front of his car and he had to stop and then he yelled at them "FUCKING KIDS"
then the radio started playing Micheal Jackson.
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General of the Army
Posts: 18,895
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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04-28-2005, 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted by TonyMontana
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Originally Posted by Nyck
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
Ill see you next month.
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LMAO that's so disgusting |
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Colonel
Posts: 8,386
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: wut
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04-29-2005, 05:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Nyck
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
Ill see you next month.
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No vampires needed. |
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Colonel
Posts: 8,441
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Goatse
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04-29-2005, 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Akuma
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Originally Posted by Nyck
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
Ill see you next month.
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No vampires needed. |
EDIT: Dude, for FUCK SAKES! Don't spam emoticons. |
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Colonel
Posts: 8,386
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: wut
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04-29-2005, 02:18 PM
Awe... I wanted to see the emoticons... cry:
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Chief of Staff General
Posts: 20,691
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Brampton Ontario Canada
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04-29-2005, 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted by TonyMontana
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Originally Posted by Nyck
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
Ill see you next month.
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LMAO that's so disgusting |
I don't know if this is weird to anybody, but I honestly don't get it |
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General of the Army
Posts: 17,299
Join Date: May 2002
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04-29-2005, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Pyro
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Originally Posted by TonyMontana
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Originally Posted by Nyck
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
Ill see you next month.
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LMAO that's so disgusting |
I don't know if this is weird to anybody, but I honestly don't get it |
Lesbians are Girls that eat pussy
Vampires are creatures that drink blood.
Girls have a menstrual cycle and bleed out of their puss once a month
there for lesbian vampires drink each others cunt blood. |
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Senior Member
Posts: 3,546
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Ohio
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04-29-2005, 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by CoMaToSe
joke about fruits....
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That is one of the oldest "jokes" I have ever heard. I was told that one in like 4th grade. |
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Senior Member
Posts: 3,977
Join Date: Aug 2004
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04-29-2005, 04:34 PM
arent you in 4th grade?
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Senior Member
Posts: 5,546
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: California
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04-29-2005, 05:01 PM
[quote="dr nein":b9cd7]It was a beautiful, warm spring morning. A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose-fitting, pink dress - sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.
As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and 2 feet, he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement had thought that this was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead.
Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She did, and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down. "Now show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips.
Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut. "Now, tell HIM that you have a headache!”[/quote:b9cd7]
I don't get it. oOo:
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1st Lieutenant
Posts: 4,201
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Narf.
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04-29-2005, 05:07 PM
[quote="Jin-Roh":2dd35][quote="dr nein":2dd35]It was a beautiful, warm spring morning. A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose-fitting, pink dress - sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.
As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and 2 feet, he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement had thought that this was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead.
Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She did, and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down. "Now show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips.
Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut. "Now, tell HIM that you have a headache!”[/quote:2dd35]
I don't get it. oOo:[/quote:2dd35]
Gorrillas don't accept excuses.
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sillybeans!
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Captain
Posts: 5,558
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Anaheim, CA
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04-29-2005, 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Nyck
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
Ill see you next month.
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ROFL, thats sick Nyck. |
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Senior Member
Posts: 2,372
Join Date: Jan 2002
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04-30-2005, 01:30 PM
I think this is how to say it but...
Why does the husband like to have a tatoo of a hundred dollar bill on his penis?
1. To see his money grow
2. He can play with his money as much as he wants
3. If his wife wants to blow a 100 she can just blow him...
Something stupid like that...
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General of the Army
Posts: 17,299
Join Date: May 2002
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04-30-2005, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Swill
I think this is how to say it but...
Why does the husband like to have a tatoo of a hundred dollar bill on his penis?
1. To see his money grow
2. He can play with his money as much as he wants
3. If his wife wants to blow a 100 she can just blow him...
Something stupid like that...
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Stick to being a lesbian and leave the joke telling to the men. |
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