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Default 09-29-2008, 02:06 PM
Only unexpected thing was the guy in the middle wearing the exact same t-shirt im wearing right now, toilet to the head ftw!.

Oh and...the shemale at the right.



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omg hahahahahhahahaha, the thread title is appropriately vague
  
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What in the fuck is that thing called Diane?

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Only unexpected thing was the guy in the middle wearing the exact same t-shirt im wearing right now, toilet to the head ftw!.
I'd buy that if it didn't have the HL2 logo on the back.
  
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I'd buy that if it didn't have the HL2 logo on the back.

Logo is pretty small, could probably scrape it off.



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i'd buy it if i get to meet diane
  
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nidfngsdi[f'ioronuvo !

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Q: A trucker is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it?
A: The trucker, he shouldn't be driving into peoples kitchens.
  
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Default 10-03-2008, 07:22 PM
a flamboyant gay dude enters a rough ghetto bar and asks the toughest negro/mexican/maori dude there if he wants a blow job

the dude beats the shit out of him to near death

bartender asks - "whoa man why'd you do that??? what did he say to you"

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