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Default 01-16-2003, 12:16 PM
dr hibert "you have 24 hours to live ... sorry 22 hours to live sorry to have keep you waiting for so long"

From the sushi episode.
  
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Default 01-16-2003, 12:42 PM
Duff man: that brown patch needs a little h20hhh!
"Duff man cant breath, oh no!"

www.92bengals.com
It's like aa.com with more gay jokes.
  
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Default 01-16-2003, 12:59 PM
ralph - "ohhh they taste like....burn-ing"

and " hello, supernintendo chalmers"
  
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Default 01-16-2003, 01:10 PM
Forbidden donut..

or when the family was traveling and grand pa had to use the bathroom....then dr hibert told homer that both his fathers kidneys exploded, and homer says. "So your telling me I dont need a new set of tires?"
  
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Default Hmmm - 01-16-2003, 01:16 PM
Grandpa- Kill the Boy!

Marge- How did you know he was a vampire?

Grandpa- A VAMPIRE?!?!?!
  
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Default 01-16-2003, 03:37 PM
Plot: Homer is wearing a civil war costume and hes paying for a heg of beer...

Homer - "Ok apo i need a keg of beer and i six pack to hold me down till i cap the keg"

In the same episode a couple of sceenes later...

Homer - "Hey apo you wanna come to the reenactment of the civil war with me"

Apo - "No i think ill stay here"

Homer - "You sure, were doing a civil war reenactment and we need lots of indians to shoot."

lol that was jokes
  
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Default 01-16-2003, 03:44 PM
ralph - "i choo choo choooose you"
i liked something from the one that was on this sunday but i forgot..
  
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Default 01-16-2003, 04:29 PM
Don't you hate pants?!
  
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hell ya, im naked right now
  
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Default 01-16-2003, 04:31 PM
Marge: No Homer, you'll kill us all!
Homer: Or die trying!
  
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Default 01-16-2003, 04:32 PM
"I sleep in a drawer!"

- Ralph

"Sleeping! That's where I'm a viking!"

- Ralph

"SAVEEEE ME JEBUS!"

- Homer

"I'm not normally a religous man, but Superman, if you're listening..."

- Homer

"Hey, Baby. Welcome to dumpsville, population: You."

- Homer

ROFL. I love that show.
  
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Default 01-16-2003, 04:33 PM
or when they were in new york

homer: ' I'm getting outta this city alive, even if it kills me"
  
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Default 01-16-2003, 04:34 PM
D'OH!
  
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Default 01-16-2003, 04:34 PM
otto: dog is god backwards
homer: and otto is..otto backwards (laughter)
otto: now im scared

^episode when homer starts smoking pot after crows peck out his eyes
  
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Default 01-16-2003, 04:34 PM
"Simpson-Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in his-tor-y. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree....D'oh!"
  
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