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Brigadier General
Posts: 10,503
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ontario
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01-16-2003, 04:39 PM
haha or the classic one
homer: (in convincing voice)" helloh, my name is mr burns, I belive you have a package for me"
clerk: ok, mr burns, whats ur first name?"
homer: "I - don't - know"
hah classic
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2nd Lieutenant
Posts: 3,441
Join Date: Oct 2002
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01-16-2003, 04:40 PM
Homer - "Safety? But sir! If truth be known, I actually caused more accidents around here than any other employee, including a few doozies no one every found out about."
Homer - "No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed"
Homer - "If they think I'm going to stop at that stop sign, they're sadly mistaken!"
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Brigadier General
Posts: 10,503
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ontario
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01-16-2003, 04:53 PM
homer " see honey, adults have a little thing called money..."
homer: " hey, if you dont like it, move to russia"
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01-16-2003, 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by BucKweEd
homer: " hey, if you dont like it, move to russia"
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hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaa |
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1st Lieutenant
Posts: 4,807
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Ottawa, Ont, Canada
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01-16-2003, 05:34 PM
Homer : There doesn't seem to be any "any" key! hm... I think i'll have a tab, wait no time the computers starting.
ROFL!
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Member
Posts: 38
Join Date: Jan 2003
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01-16-2003, 07:14 PM
ralph: I glued my head to my shoulder
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Brigadier General
Posts: 10,503
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ontario
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01-16-2003, 07:21 PM
Ralph: "my cats breath smells like cat food"
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Senior Member
Posts: 437
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Houston, TX
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01-16-2003, 07:22 PM
Marge: Homer the plant called and said if you don't show up tommorrow, then don't bother showing up on monday
Homer: Whoo Hooo!!! Four day weekend!
Ralph: My cats breath smells like catfood
Principle Skinner: Ralph Wiggins
Ralph: Whoo, hoo, I won, I won.
Principle Skinner: Ralph you didn't win your failing english
Ralph: Me fail English, thats Umpossible?
I could just keep going on an on... simpson rock!
Funniest scene from an episode is from "Gummie Venus DeMilo" when Kent Brockman takes homer confession and edits it to make homer say that he grabbed the babysitters ass. Its hilarioius.
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Senior Member
Posts: 5,138
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Texas. Heyuck.
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01-16-2003, 08:13 PM
In the episode where Sideshow bob hpynotizes Bart into killing Krusty:
Marge: ''Where have you been young man?''
Bart: [Hypnotically] ''I was at the flow-er shop.''
Homer: ''Uh, yeah, I was at the flower shop too! Yup, gettin' drunk at the ol' flower shop.''
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Senior Member
Posts: 5,158
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Gatineau, Qc, Canada
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01-16-2003, 08:29 PM
[quote:673f1]and " hello, supernintendo chalmers"[/quote:673f1]
I laughed out loud when I read that... OMG...
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Senior Member
Posts: 454
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Charlotte NC USA
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01-16-2003, 09:15 PM
I just remembered this one.
Archie and the gang dump homer out of there car onto his front lawn and say
"Now stay out of Riverdale"
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Brigadier General
Posts: 10,503
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ontario
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01-16-2003, 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by RUNGSI
I just remembered this one.
Archie and the gang dump homer out of there car onto his front lawn and say
"Now stay out of Riverdale"
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thats not funny at all, u ruined the thread hake: |
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Senior Member
Posts: 454
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Charlotte NC USA
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01-16-2003, 09:22 PM
Maybe because you dont get the joke.
ever think of that??
Ass
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General of the Army
Posts: 18,895
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
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01-16-2003, 09:45 PM
[quote:c9d5f]thats not funny at all, u ruined the thread [/quote:c9d5f]
You ruin every thread, n00b. hake:
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Chief of Staff General
Posts: 20,691
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Brampton Ontario Canada
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01-16-2003, 11:11 PM
It was jokes Buckweed...he was thrown out of the car by the archie gang and then they said it
GOD dude at least watch the show...instead of just typing simpsons quotes in global and using them.
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