Battlefield 2 guide

geRV · **Battlefield 2 guide -** 08-01-2005, 10:56 PM

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3097

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Coleman · 08-01-2005, 10:59 PM

lmao, there are alot of funny rants there. good stuff.

Stammer · 08-01-2005, 11:03 PM

[quote:c7aa3]every punishment for a team kill gets you one step closer to defeating the ghosts of Billy Reynolds, the football player who caught and made fun of you in the locker room for masturbating to an erotic drawing of Garfield.[/quote:c7aa3]

rofl

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Nyck · 08-01-2005, 11:07 PM

FUCKING ROFL...ITS ALL TRUE

If You See Somebody Repairing a Vehicle, Feel Free to Take It! - They're simply preparing it for you, like a Christmas present! All your teammates want to be sure you drive only the finest and most physically acceptable vehicles. If you really want to show your gratitude, use the vehicle to run them over and then spam the "sorry" message approximately 400 times in the hope they won't punish you for a team kill. Then drive the vehicle straight into a large body of water or off a cliff while honking the horn like a retarded burn victim. Of course the chances of somebody on a public server not punishing you for a team kill are like one hundred billion infinity to -10, so remember to get really angry at them and inform them they're "spic nigger wop chink fags" when the inevitable occurs. This helpfully lets them know they are spic nigger wop chink fags.

ROFLFLFLFOFLFOFOLFOLFOFLOLLL

Also, if you're piloting the chopper, make sure to choose the sniper class because they're the best pilots (they have hay and shit glued to their faces).

Fucking flag skipping is gay

LOLOLOLOLO

Judas · 08-01-2005, 11:19 PM

yeah i cant stand this shit... happens to me all the time.

If Somebody Is Using a Ground Vehicle's Gun, Get In and Drive It Away!

Bullitt · 08-01-2005, 11:56 PM

That Jet is Your Jet! - Battlefield 2 comes with an advanced, technologically breathtaking feature which allows players to virtually "claim" a vehicle they want. You accomplish this by saying "GET OUT OF MY PLANE YOU FUCKER" repeatedly when somebody boards a jet you really want to pilot. You can claim any vehicle you want, but there's really no point in reserving any vehicle besides the jet or attack chopper because, really, those two are so awesome and you look like a real badass when you're flying them at 800 miles an hour into the side of a mountain while typing in racial slurs and trying to punish people for team kills they haven't committed quite yet.

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Anita_Man · 08-02-2005, 12:06 AM

good find gerv.

Akuma · 08-02-2005, 07:23 AM

So true.

Sad thing is, I've experienced every single one of those things in a single round.

wintersforge · 08-02-2005, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Bullitt

That Jet is Your Jet! - Battlefield 2 comes with an advanced, technologically breathtaking feature which allows players to virtually "claim" a vehicle they want. You accomplish this by saying "GET OUT OF MY PLANE YOU FUCKER" repeatedly when somebody boards a jet you really want to pilot. You can claim any vehicle you want, but there's really no point in reserving any vehicle besides the jet or attack chopper because, really, those two are so awesome and you look like a real badass when you're flying them at 800 miles an hour into the side of a mountain while typing in racial slurs and trying to punish people for team kills they haven't committed quite yet.

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happened last night with attack chopper. guy sat and waited a few minutes for his budy to die then respawn in right place. kept saying it was his "clan's chopper" although we were on another clan's server.....so to make a long story short I rocketed his buddy and him and took the chopper.

Mr.Buttocks · 08-02-2005, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by wintersforge

happened last night with attack chopper. guy sat and waited a few minutes for his budy to die then respawn in right place. kept saying it was his "clan's chopper" although we were on another clan's server.....so to make a long story short I rocketed his buddy and him and took the chopper.

A very good afternoon to you!

rdeyes · 08-02-2005, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Judas

yeah i cant stand this shit... happens to me all the time.

If Somebody Is Using a Ground Vehicle's Gun, Get In and Drive It Away!

i agree, that has to be the lamest thing ever to happen in any BF2 game , well that and just joining and the game ends , but i hate it when people steal my armor... annoy:

JBird · 08-02-2005, 11:00 AM

Hey Bitches,

Is this game any good? I havent been l337 for almost 5 months now....new job, new apartment...a new interesting piece of strange rock:

Finally thinking about getting back into a little gaming. Is BF2 uber?

thanks in advance....

anything i miss worth telling?

Bucknub · 08-02-2005, 11:37 AM

ya BF2 is fun, I like it alot

Poseidon · 08-02-2005, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by JBird

anything i miss worth telling?

all gf1 members met up and had a giant oral sex party rock:

newt. · 08-02-2005, 12:06 PM

If You See Somebody Repairing a Vehicle, Feel Free to Take It! - They're simply preparing it for you, like a Christmas present!