Alliedassault           
FAQ Calendar
Go Back   Alliedassault > Lounge > Offtopic
Reload this Page I F**KIN HATE SPIDERS!!!!
Offtopic Any topics not related to the games we cover. Doesn't mean this is a Spam-fest. Profanity is allowed, enter at your own risk.

Reply
Page 1 of 6 1 23456
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
I F**KIN HATE SPIDERS!!!!
Old
  (#1)
geRV is Offline
General of the Army
 
Posts: 18,202
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Ireland
   
Default I F**KIN HATE SPIDERS!!!! - 08-31-2002, 08:36 PM
Sitting downstairs watching tv just now and my 6th sense kicked in informing me of some 8 legged vermin in the room. Sure enough after me getting that feeling i look down at the tv cabinet and see a couple of wiry legs sticking out from under it followed by a fairly large spider on the othr end of the legs.


I FUCKING HATE CUNTING SPIDERS. 8 legged bastards. Every time one of thems nearby i can almost sense it, i dunno how but i always seem to be looking at the exact spot they show up at as they appear or a few seconds before hand. Gives me time to get the fuck outta the room. I hate the fuckers, can't even go near them as im arachnaphobic.

3 fucking cats down stairs and not one of the bastards around when you need it and my dog was lying upside down on the floor snoring so shes no help.

Not fair i missed a good film too because of it. cry:



Quote:
Originally Posted by Nyck
But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#2)
Pyro is Offline
Chief of Staff General
 
Pyro's Avatar
 
Posts: 20,691
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Brampton Ontario Canada
  Send a message via AIM to Pyro Send a message via MSN to Pyro  
Default 08-31-2002, 08:57 PM
Spiders are cool
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#3)
Kraut Killer is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 1,602
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Gaithersburg, Maryland, USA
   
Default 08-31-2002, 08:59 PM
Gerard, being an arachnaphobic, you should find this bit of information... "interesting" to say the least.

I heard that humans unknowingly eat at least three spiders each year.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#4)
Gh0st is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 388
Join Date: Jan 2002
   
Default 08-31-2002, 09:03 PM
I was sitting on my couch once watching TV when I feel something touch my hand... i look down and I see a spider the size of my fist (legs included) right next to me... when I moved and ran up onto my leg... it freaked me out... I jumped and it landed on the floor then I got the vacuum and sucked it up... oOo: It scared the shit outta me... it was truely the size of my fist... and yes I am arachnaphobic...

Im not sure humans eat 3 spiders a year... maybe like 1... and 2 other bugs like roaches...
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#5)
geRV is Offline
General of the Army
 
Posts: 18,202
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Ireland
   
Default 08-31-2002, 09:06 PM
[quote="Kraut Killer":25b8d]Gerard, being an arachnaphobic, you should find this bit of information... "interesting" to say the least.

I heard that humans unknowingly eat at least three spiders each year.[/quote:25b8d]


Ive read that before. The info i read that was during the average human life you will swallow at least 3 spiders during your sleep. Well theres me sleeping with duct tape over my mouth


Im actually waiting for the bastard to come upstairs, ive got a nightstick with its name on it.

Id hate to live in australia, i hear some of those fuckers they have over ther can actually hiss at you. ed: If i seen that happenning id probably freak on the spot :



Quote:
Originally Posted by Nyck
But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#6)
Gh0st is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 388
Join Date: Jan 2002
   
Default 08-31-2002, 09:09 PM
yeah most of the large spiders live in the basement... which you rarely see them...
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#7)
geRV is Offline
General of the Army
 
Posts: 18,202
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Ireland
   
Default 08-31-2002, 09:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gh0st
I was sitting on my couch once watching TV when I feel something touch my hand... i look down and I see a spider the size of my fist (legs included) right next to me... when I moved and ran up onto my leg... it freaked me out... I jumped and it landed on the floor then I got the vacuum and sucked it up... oOo: It scared the shit outta me... it was truely the size of my fist... and yes I am arachnaphobic...

Im not sure humans eat 3 spiders a year... maybe like 1... and 2 other bugs like roaches...
Im sorry to say if that had happened to me i would have had a heart attack. No joking either. cry:



Quote:
Originally Posted by Nyck
But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#8)
Gh0st is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 388
Join Date: Jan 2002
   
Default 08-31-2002, 09:10 PM
I use my Vacuum cleaner as a weapon against spiders... just suck em up...
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#9)
Tripper is Offline
General of the Army
 
Posts: 18,895
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
   
Default 08-31-2002, 09:10 PM
Aaah, a fellow arachnaphobic....I'm scared shitless of the little bastards.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#10)
Gh0st is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 388
Join Date: Jan 2002
   
Default 08-31-2002, 09:13 PM
i heard they are more scared of us then we are of them... I must say they are quite smart though...
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#11)
geRV is Offline
General of the Army
 
Posts: 18,202
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Ireland
   
Default 08-31-2002, 09:16 PM
If those lazy cunt cats of mine had been around it woulda been dead now. At the moment im typing this looking round my room, shitting bricks. cry:



Quote:
Originally Posted by Nyck
But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#12)
Tripper is Offline
General of the Army
 
Posts: 18,895
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
   
Default 08-31-2002, 09:17 PM
Hehe, don't worry Gerard...Apparently, they are more scared of us than we are of them.....BAHAH.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#13)
geRV is Offline
General of the Army
 
Posts: 18,202
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Ireland
   
Default 08-31-2002, 09:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tripper
Hehe, don't worry Gerard...Apparently, they are more scared of us than we are of them.....BAHAH.
My ass they are, last week the same bastard was climbing up my wall when i was on the pc. I seen it lobbed a shoe at it and half ran half fell down the stairs.



Quote:
Originally Posted by Nyck
But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#14)
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
   
Default 08-31-2002, 09:25 PM
aaawwwwwwww Poor little baby Gerard is scared of tiny spiders. Isn't that cute.........
  
Reply With Quote
Old
  (#15)
Sicilian_Summers is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 2,041
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Boston, MA
   
Default 08-31-2002, 09:26 PM
spiders...i dont mind the real small ones at all.

the big ones, i just get freaked out upon at first...but meh, i just beat the shit out of them, and call it a day.
  
Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 1 of 6 1 23456

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump



Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.12 by ScriptzBin
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
© 1998 - 2007 by Rudedog Productions | All trademarks used are properties of their respective owners. All rights reserved.

Contact Us - Alliedassault - Archive - Top