[Coleman]

granted, but they'd be in your mouth as teeth.

I wish I could travel to Europe and have crazy European sex with hot non-std'd women.

[Merlin122]

Granted, but you'd have to rollerskate to get there.

I wish I was Abe Lincoln

[Milla]

Originally Posted by Merlin122

Granted, but you'd have to rollerskate to get there.

I wish I was Abe Lincoln

Granted but you would be assassinated just like he was

I wish i didnt have to work tomorrow.

[Merlin122]

Granted. but you have to stay home and take care of some chick's kids who aren't even yours and you're not getting pussy from the chick.

I wish 8ace and I were married.

[Eight Ace]

Originally Posted by Merlin122

Granted. but you have to stay home and take care of some chick's kids who aren't even yours and you're not getting pussy from the chick.

I wish 8ace and I were married.

Granted, but u must sleep on the wet patch

I wish I culd get some lady pussy on the side without Merlin finding out

[TGB!]

Granted, but it turns out its hit transgender post-op dad.

I wish I could tap-dance.

[Coleman]

[quote="TGB!":5dd7a]Granted, but it turns out its hit transgender post-op dad.

I wish I could tap-dance.[/quote:5dd7a]Granted, but you would be a national star at tap dancing and be known as "The Black Tap Dancing Guy that never gets pussy"

I wish I hosted the Man Show with Jimmy Kimmel.

[Eight Ace]

Originally Posted by Coleman

I wish I hosted the Man Show with Jimmy Kimmel.

Granted, but whilst filming ur first ep u r raped 2 death by an escaped gorilla, gay of course.


I wish I could be a moderator of the Battlefield Series : General Discussion forum.

[[DAS REICH] Blitz]

[quote="Eight Ace":c036d]I wish I could be a moderator of the Battlefield Series : General Discussion forum.[/quote:c036d]
Granted, but you will be the only person with control of that forum (meaning no Zoner to override you) and I will be posting in it every day.

I wish there were no Jews.

[Coleman]

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":e6bb7]
I wish there were no Jews.[/quote:e6bb7]granted you'd be living on Mars without any Jews or humans.

I wish I could make it in the NFL and be one of the greatest QB's ever.

[gtboys34]

[quote=Coleman]

Originally Posted by "[DAS REICH

Blitz":8f02c]
I wish there were no Jews.

granted you'd be living on Mars without any Jews or humans.

I wish I could make it in the NFL and be one of the greatest QB's ever.[/quote:8f02c]granted, but who would fuck joe pa's niece's AND nephew's after world history class?

I wish i weren't black

[Eight Ace]

Originally Posted by gtboys34

I wish i weren't black

Granted, u r now "Biscay Lime" according to the Dulux sample chart



I wish i'd written a classic and best selling book that perplexed the eggheads whilst moistening the bitches en masse.





*bonus wish: i'd like 2 hi 5 Coleman

[Whatada]

[quote="Eight Ace":1b712]

Originally Posted by gtboys34

I wish i weren't black

Granted, u r now "Biscay Lime" according to the Dulux sample chart



I wish i'd written a classic and best selling book that perplexed the eggheads whilst moistening the bitches en masse.





*bonus wish: i'd like 2 hi 5 Coleman[/quote:1b712]granted, but Dan Brown's gay, and you wouldn't get any of the moistened bitches.

granted, but coleman doesn't use tp.

I wish politicians were competent for the most part.

[Arkan]

Originally Posted by Whatada

I wish politicians were competent for the most part.

Granted, but they would all be physically handicap and ride the little yellow bus to work.

I wish i was fucking Lindsay Lohan in the ass

[elstatec]

Originally Posted by Arkan

Granted, but they would all be physically handicap and ride the little yellow bus to work.

I wish i was fucking Lindsay Lohan in the ass

granted but lindsay lohan's balls would be banging against yours.


I wish i had a pet camel