two old guys are comparing their age and the 1st man says "I shake so much now it takes me 15 minutes to button my pants"
Thats nothing says the 2nd man "This morning i came 3 times while i was taking a piss"
"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans." - The Joker http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/