[ninty]

YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM ALBERTA WHEN:


You hate those damned oil-pilfering people from Ontario!!

Your friend tells you a joke about Toronto and you laugh.

You measure distance in hours.

You use a down comforter in the summer.

You plan your financial future around bingo.

You think of the major four food groups as steak, beer, fish and people from Saskatchewan.

Ralph Klein is a family friend.

You know what kind of snow throws best.

It takes 3 hours to go to the mall for one item even when you're in a rush because you have to stop and talk to everyone in town.

"Vacation" means going to Edmonton for the weekend.

You know several people who have hit deer more than once.

You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

Your parents drive at 65 mph through 13 feet of snow during a blizzard, without flinching.

You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.

You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and construction.

You actually understand these jokes.

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Now I know i'm not from fredericksburg because I dind't understand a single one.