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Default I shagged a nigga & my parents called the cops - 04-03-2007, 06:09 PM

Alright boys!

I had quite an interesting night the other night, I got off the train from work half mashed from partying in London, then went round my mates house & had some vodka & jelly... Then we went to the pub & I met a young, nubian, lady whom I had met the previous week. We had some more drinks & I ended up with my mates around some really hot girls house who has recently split from her bf. Anyways, by this time I was rather drunk & flirting a bit with the young black girlie. I was messing around pretending to forget her name when my mate, (the one who I got on April fools for BBC prank) said to me. "What the fk are you doing? Just shag her!" Which I thought was actually a good idea seeing as we had a free house.

I ended up upstairs in the bedroom with this african babe, I wasn't really attracted to her & only considered fooling around kus I want to cover as many races as possible when making the sweet bunny love- so she was on my hit list along with the AzN & indian ladies. I had given my mobile to my friend as I didn't want to repeat the experience I had before when I actually answered the phone during rumpy-pumpy. Unfortunately by this time it was about 2.30am & my parents were trying to contact me as I had work the next day & they were a little worried. Seeing as my friend replied & hung up they figured ol Bunny has got mugged so phoned the police. oOo: ed:

Eventually I discovered that my parents were trying to contact me & had called the cops. I figured it was time to make a hasty exit so I legged it back home. Unfortunately I also left my underpants behind at the really hot girls house but I'm far too embarrassed to go back & claim them. rolleyes:

Bloody good night tho! rock:
  
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