[Tripper]

10 REASONS, WHY YOU PLAY TOO MUCH MOH:AA, AND WATCH TOO MANY WAR MOVIES:

*You run across a homeless person and slap them, then scream in there face, like Patton: "coward! Go back out there and fight!"

*You Yell "I've seen French school girls shoot better" at the mail man.

*You Wear a US airborne uniform, and click a clacker when people approach, and scream "thunder!" at them.

*You run up to volkswagens, and slap socks covered in axel grease on the side of them, then dive for cover.

*You tell your German teacher to "shut up with that filthy pig latin."

*You blindfold german foreign exchange students, and order them to march a 1,000 paces and to hand themselves into the first allied patrol they see.

*You act overly protective of your classmate, Ryan, you tell him that he must stay no more than 3 feet away from you, and you tell him his brothers are dead, and that he is going home.

*Whenever you see a bridge you run towards it yelling "ALAMO! ALAMO!"

*You report to your teacher after class, roll out a map on his desk and point out surrounding minefields, you go into detail and crack jokes about 'the little wooden pot mines'.

*While sitting at a bus stop, you scream "Get out of my foxhole" at people who approach to sit down.

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