[Colonel]

Caddyshack:

1) "I got to get into this dude's PANTS and crawl around for a few days. Who's the gopher's ally. His friends. The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit." Carl Spackler

2) Dr. Beeper: "I thought you'd be the PANTS to beat this year."
Ty Webb: "I guess you'll just have to keep beating yourself."

3) "And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive PANTS." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." Carl Spackler

PATTON:
"Gen. George S. Patton Jr.: Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his PANTS. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his PANTS. '