[Tripper]

Originally Posted by anti

two guys are having a drink at a bar : one rich, one poor, both married, and both their wives have birthdays within the next week.
the poor man asks: so what did you get your wife?
rich man replies: a ring and a mercedes
poor man asks puzzled: why two gifts?
rich man replies: because if she doesnt like the ring chances are she will like the mercedes
rich man pauses and asks: what did you get your wife?
poor man says: slippers and a dildo
rich man says puzzled: why the dildo?
poor man says: because if she doesnt like the slippers she can go fuck herself!

rock:

LMFAO