[Doctor Duffy]

I feel overweight somehow...

My doctors, on my past two visits, have told I am in a very ideal, healthy weight. They say Im one of the healthiest kids to come by their place (Kaiser Permanente).

I used to be over-weight. 160 pounds at age 12. Then I got all paranoid and really wanted girls, so around age 14 I lost 30 lb.'s over 9 months. The doctors freaked, and I got x-rayed, examined, urinal samples, blood samples, medicines - they thought I was diseased.

Turns out it was just some good (or extreame) dieting, cause nothing was wrong with me. I just ate right, stopped eating bowls of chilli for snacks, and substituted apples for cookies.

I still kinda do, I've kinda turned myself into a total health nut. From what the doctors keep saying, I guess I have the "perfect body" (Which, amazingly, is not all muscle. Its a big mix of muscle and fat. I'd say in 75 percent muscle, other 25 fat, which mostly sticks to my upper legs and BUTTOCKS)

Edit: Holy shit, did I just type all that? I might as well write an autobiography for you guys.