I remember a while back there was a thread full of good tips on what to do if you got pulled over for speeding. Arkan had some good ones. Anyway, just post any good tips you got here
you would never be able to get away with what arkan does
ie
1) huge muscles, cigar and sunglasses
2) general bad assedness
3) hitting cops wife in the shitter(or cop if its a cute female one)
"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans." - The Joker http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/