[Nyck]

my list

1. My office ordering Indian food 3 consecutive days and 6 outta 10 days for lunch, what the fuck did I just get offshored to HP's tech support center is my name Nyckdshar now?

2. when a show goes past 2 minutes its scheduled time and my DVR stops recording and I miss the end of the show(even though I set it to tape 2 minutes past.

3. Ford fucking mustangs, always driven by
a. Baby Dicks
b. Old fucking Beef Jerky tanned ladies
c. Daddys Gurl

4. the fact that people in todays society line up days and weeks before the launch of something so that they have some type of story to tell when they get older, like they are missing out on some HUGE cultural event.

5. Topper Guy, this jerk off ALWAYS has to replay to anything anyone says with something better even though its probably bullshit.

6. FWD:FW:fw:FWD:OMG I COULDNT BELIEVE THIS WAS TRUE BUT I DID IT AND THE PHONE RANG

Die via paper cut to the fucking jugular. WELCOME TO 1999 FUCKING CHRIST ENJOY YOUR GOD DAMN STAY.

Honestly anything with FWD on it should be instantly deleted.

7. Dr office/ Emergency room. I took my baby to an appt at 6:30 pm we were the ONLY people there and we were there for like 2 hours even though we only spent 10 minutes with the DR.