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Default 09-02-2003, 08:27 PM

[quote:601c4] in:

Thing is, semen is medically known to soften the cervix.[/qoute]

What!?!?! Sex without a condom, you'll get her preg...... oops nevermind

[quote:601c4]Sex is o ne of the best ways to induce labour [/quote:601c4]

Sex is the one of the best ways to cause pregantacy also.

[quote:601c4]My girlfriend is getting very antsy and wants the baby out asap, cos it's bloody uncomfortable for her (Not surprising).[/quote:601c4]

Toward the end it the hardest, my wife was like a demon when she was pregnant. The good thing was, my wife hardly had any labor. I think the longest hard labor she had was for our third daughter, and that was 15 min. max. Hope it goes well for your girlfriend. Just be by her side and be willing to take the blame for everyting.


[quote:601c4] Put the two facts together.

Regularity isn't an issue[/quote:601c4][/quote:601c4].

Definition of gros: Your going down on a pregnant woman and something
grabs your nose. evil:

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