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Why?

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Common everyday questions:

Why do girls love bread sticks?

Why can't gay people stop being such fags...

Why do gay guys love bread sticks?

Why can't Microsoft make Halo for PC...

Why is AC so cool?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?

My girlfriend is really weird. She asked me, "If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?" And I'm all, "heck no!" and she's all, "Okay, then forget it then." -- My ex girlfriend, mind you.

Why is it When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute...