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Colonel
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Location: Ontario, New York
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11-26-2003, 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Miscguy
Set sceen to the bathroom, guy ramming this chick from behind while she's holding onto the toilet. He proceeds to grab her hair, ram her head in the toilet, flip the switch with his foot, and all while he's still pumping away. kinky.
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i...saw that one eek:
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Captain
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Mostly Vermont. Also New Hampshire
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11-26-2003, 05:41 PM
agreed. I stay away from that type of porn. fuicking bondage whores yall are
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Senior Member
Posts: 1,903
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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11-27-2003, 06:42 AM
Generally, Ones that attempt to have story lines are the best. Look for 'The Babysitter', starring Cheyenne Silver on Kazaa. Some funny shit.
However, the funniest i ever say was this lesbian scene, with the most horrible quality, inappropriate Classical music during the proceedings. Think 'Dance of the sugar-plum fairy' on $5 speakers cranked to the max. It inspired my friend and I to add more inappropriate music to porn. We found that the best combination we could muster was a Jenna Jameson cumshot, with the 'Escape from Fort Schmerzen' Music in the Background.
Also, just about any lewd act goes brilliantly with 'Spanish Flea'
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Junior Member
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11-27-2003, 08:11 PM
look at me, i like porn!! not only am i an attention whore, i'm a sick penis grabbing cok liking machine.
lol teenagers and their silly pron. buy soem games or something. you'll get soem action when you're older 
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Major
Posts: 6,139
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Sydney
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11-27-2003, 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Peegoo
look at me, i like porn!! not only am i an attention whore, i'm a sick penis grabbing cok liking machine.
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...wow!, pretty frank admission there PeeGoo,
I admire your honesty and don't mind in the least that your gay. freak:
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Senior Member
Posts: 1,903
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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11-27-2003, 08:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Peegoo
look at me, i like porn!! not only am i an attention whore, i'm a sick penis grabbing cok liking machine.
lol teenagers and their silly pron. buy soem games or something. you'll get soem action when you're older 
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Gee, Peegoo, can you hear me all the way back there in the 50's? heh, I'm just kidding, you're alright. biggrin:
It's a passtime, nothing more. Hell, most of the blokes on this forum have girls anyway beer:
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Senior Member
Posts: 1,462
Join Date: Oct 2003
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11-27-2003, 08:45 PM
A guy was running full speed at this chick with her legs spread apart and he tried to insert c0k but he missed and his dick bounced off her ass cheek. Lol.
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General of the Army
Posts: 18,202
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Ireland
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11-27-2003, 08:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Peegoo
look at me, i like porn!! not only am i an attention whore, i'm a sick penis grabbing cok liking machine.
lol teenagers and their silly pron. buy soem games or something. you'll get soem action when you're older 
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Go back to grade school and learn some spelling retard. rolleyes:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nyck
But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
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Brigadier General
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Ontario
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11-27-2003, 10:46 PM
I seen one where I chick was giving head, and the guy jized in her mouth,, then she got up right away and spit it out in the garbage can.
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Administrator
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Camp Crystal Lake
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11-28-2003, 09:23 AM
HAW HAW HAW!
Paaaa-tooooooie!!
Saw one the other day where the dude was doing a chick from behind, he pulls out and smacks the head of his lad just like you'd slap someone across the face *THWACK*
I thought my friend John was gonna die...he snarfed Diet Coke out his nose.
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Senior Member
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11-28-2003, 02:50 PM
^^ LOLOL
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11-28-2003, 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Machette
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tripper
"Headunking"
One of the most funniest, amazing and weird pr0n videos I've ever seen.
This dude oils up his bald head with lotion and does a running head-first dive into this chicks spread legs. Head goes straight in.
That was FUCKED UP. Also had me in tears with laughter.
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Yeah, I've seen that
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me too i thought i was kinda sick
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Senior Member
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
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11-29-2003, 12:37 AM
[quote:0fa58]I thought my friend John was gonna die...he snarfed Diet Coke out his nose.[/quote:0fa58]
It's all in the telling, Zone. Good Job!
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Looking for beans and love.
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11-29-2003, 10:55 AM
This is exactly why I do not look at porn, it's bloody sick!
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Captain
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Mostly Vermont. Also New Hampshire
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11-29-2003, 02:37 PM
most of it is good man. you just gotta stay away from all the bondage and weird fetish stuff.
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