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02-18-2004, 07:49 AM
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Yeah, 'cause teenaged computer gamers are infamous for their wild, acrobatic antics in the bedroom.
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Senior Member
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Location: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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02-18-2004, 07:52 AM
hahaha never thought about it that way, still some of you might have some good advice
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Administrator
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02-18-2004, 07:55 AM
Good 'nuff for me.
Just treat her nice, do thoughtful things, and tell her she smells nice. That'll work way better in the long run than just randomly jamming yer hands up the front of her Wonderbra (unless that's what she asks you to do...then jump all over that).
The rest will fall into place.
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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02-18-2004, 07:55 AM
"My First Sexual experience was actually quite scary. It was dark, and I was alone" - Billy Connolly
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Senior Member
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Okinawa
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02-18-2004, 07:57 AM
Stick it in her butt... trust me you won't regret it!
oOo:
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Senior Member
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Location: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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02-18-2004, 07:57 AM
shes never minded me going up her shirt, down the pants is a dif storie im like 2 for 14, thats bad, and no matter what , when were cuddling her hand always finds her way down my pants, does that mean anything
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Senior Member
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Location: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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02-18-2004, 07:59 AM
i havnt got the chance to stick it anywhere yet
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General of the Army
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Ireland
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02-18-2004, 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Mikooou
i havnt got the chance to stick it anywhere yet
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The ears always a winner eek:
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Originally Posted by Nyck
But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
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Senior Member
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
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02-18-2004, 08:01 AM
[quote:213bf]im like 2 for 14[/quote:213bf]
After how many Overs? biggrin:
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Senior Member
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Location: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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02-18-2004, 08:04 AM
what are overs?
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General of the Army
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Ireland
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02-18-2004, 08:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Mikooou
what are overs?
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Cricket term
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Originally Posted by Nyck
But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
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Senior Member
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Location: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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02-18-2004, 08:05 AM
care to explain, neone else have advice
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2nd Lieutenant
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Redmond, Home of Microsoft
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02-18-2004, 08:16 AM
The way i look at it is...
YOUR FUCKING 15. Put the bitch you'll dump anyway to the side and grab your god damn math book. Trust me, you'll probably use long divsion more than your wang if you asking this kinda thing here. Anyone who has graduated high school can tell you how many times you'll use long division... 0.
That and its a scientific fact that no woman is horny all of the time, let alone 10% of the time. If you get 2.395% of the time you're in like Flin. And even Flin dont get to much play. Find a nympho, (sp) and even there only horny maybe 15% of the time. Bacially the ratio of horny to non horny is not in your favor. If her engine aint running while making out and going round the bases a ways, then you're shit out of luck, its not one of those rare 2.395 times.
Quick advise though... Dont go down her pants, unbutton them, and down the zipper. See what she says to that. Doing so while on your knees, gives a pretty good idea of your intentions, she should have to big a complaint about that.
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General of the Army
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Join Date: May 2002
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02-18-2004, 08:24 AM
1. I cant believe how patient zoner is being..lol
2. HOLY SHIT..LOL!
3. stupid:
4. Your 15 you dont need to be fucking shit...you want off make a donut hole with your dominant hand, stick your pen0r in it, slide hand up and down, repeat untill desired ejaculation occurs.
5. WEAR A GOD DAMN CONDOM
6. [img]http://www.daplayazclub.com/uploads/mars4.jpg[/img]
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Senior Member
Posts: 1,903
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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02-18-2004, 08:24 AM
Watch a porno, and copy what they do. I mean, they get laid all the time, right? biggrin:
hehehehehehehehehehe
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