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Default 02-18-2004, 09:34 PM
you should have no need for any of the advice contained here in this thread
your gay... oOo: right?
  
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Default 02-18-2004, 11:51 PM
send us some pictures of us and maybe we will help you... happy:
  
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Default 02-19-2004, 12:11 AM
show her pictures of goatse. that turns any girl on
  
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Default 02-19-2004, 05:55 AM
I really think you should give the $10,000 thing a try. It always works for me.

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Default 02-19-2004, 11:14 PM
[quote="The Gay Blade!":80db0]Another proud moment for AA.Com. I'd take most of this "advice" with a grain of salt as most of these cats couldnt score hitting a golf ball through a goal post 3-miles wide. As a wise man said, "those that talk about getting laid, arent"[/quote:80db0]

Well obviously youd take this advice with a grain of salt , I mean your gay and you only want to get layed by a guy...
  
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Default 02-19-2004, 11:17 PM
put some barry white on and start messaging her shoulders, go lower, lower...bring out the candles....start kissing her softly, then just butts3cks her. oOo: oOo: oOo:
  
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Default 02-19-2004, 11:25 PM
you should buy buttsecksatron 3000.
  
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Default 02-19-2004, 11:37 PM
LOL. well just wait intell she is sleeping.... its ezer.... lol but cover here mouth with tape. and tire here hand a feet so she cant kick you.... ouch,

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Default 02-19-2004, 11:38 PM
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LOL. well just wait intell she is sleeping.... its ezer.... lol but cover here mouth with tape. and tire here hand a feet so she cant kick you.... ouch,

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Honestly, how old are you? If you say anything over 2. You're fucking retarded. "Intell". I meen come on.
  
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Default 02-19-2004, 11:41 PM
intell? fucking lmao.

until = intell.... oOo:
  
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Default 02-19-2004, 11:49 PM
if i was 2.... i whouldnt know how to make gifs. and i whoudnt know how to log on. etc.


SO... FUCK YOU
  
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Default 02-19-2004, 11:50 PM
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if i was 2.... i whouldnt know how to make gifs. and i whoudnt know how to log on. etc.


SO... FUCK YOU
Yet you cant spell; "UNTIL".
  
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Default 02-19-2004, 11:53 PM
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if i was 2.... i whouldnt know how to make gifs. and i whoudnt know how to log on. etc.


SO... FUCK YOU
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Default 02-19-2004, 11:57 PM
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if i was 2.... i whouldnt know how to make gifs. and i whoudnt know how to log on. etc.


SO... FUCK YOU
Yet you cant spell; "UNTIL".

UNTIL UNTIL UNTIL UNTIL UNTIL

are you fucking happy?!
  
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