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Default 08-10-2004, 12:56 PM

heh heh...there ya go

"The Businessman's Special"


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Default 08-10-2004, 01:08 PM

"businessman special please, and dont skimp on the special sauce"
  
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Default 08-10-2004, 03:09 PM

ask her for a "happy ending"


  
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Default 08-10-2004, 03:25 PM

No pussy?

That story made my penis cry. cry:
  
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Default 08-10-2004, 03:58 PM

Yes, I had a similar massage incident where the girl turned up all hoity-toity
with her glasses on, her buttons and hair all done up, you know the type. Well,
when she glimpsed my massive manhood the tables were quickly turned, I can tell you!

To cut a long story short, before she staggered away, she told me I was the
best fuck she'd ever paid for.
  
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Default 08-10-2004, 04:22 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":480f5]Yes, I had a similar massage incident where the girl turned up all hoity-toity
with her glasses on, her buttons and hair all done up, you know the type. Well,
when she glimpsed my massive manhood the tables were quickly turned, I can tell you!

To cut a long story short, before she staggered away, she told me I was the
best fuck she'd ever paid for.[/quote:480f5]



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Default 08-10-2004, 05:20 PM

my penis cries blood and fire eek:
  
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Default 08-10-2004, 07:24 PM

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Default 08-10-2004, 08:20 PM

the massage only cost me about $7 canadian per hour. that's right! that's because i was in the philippines at the time. biggrin:

those asian hotties sure know how to make a man feel good
  
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Default 08-10-2004, 08:27 PM

Let me get this straight, you paid for a two hour massage, lay there with a
stiffy and still had to jerk yourself off after she went...have I got that right?
  
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Default 08-10-2004, 08:32 PM

i could write a wonderful story about all this
  
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Default 08-10-2004, 08:43 PM

[quote="con Brio":c7161]the massage only cost me about $7 canadian per hour. that's right! that's because i was in the philippines at the time. biggrin:

those asian hotties sure know how to make a man feel good[/quote:c7161]

I'm from there, you were getting a massage in the Philippines, yet you were not given so such as a toss-off? They don't call filipino women little brown fucking machines for nothing. You must be an ugly bastard.
  
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Default 08-10-2004, 08:56 PM

[quote="The Frenchman":05415][quote="con Brio":05415]the massage only cost me about $7 canadian per hour. that's right! that's because i was in the philippines at the time. biggrin:

those asian hotties sure know how to make a man feel good[/quote:05415]

I'm from there, you were getting a massage in the Philippines, yet you were not given so such as a toss-off? They don't call filipino women little brown fucking machines for nothing. You must be an ugly bastard.[/quote:05415]
AHAHAHAHAHA


  
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Default 08-10-2004, 08:58 PM

[quote=Jotun][quote="The Frenchman":9bf33]
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the massage only cost me about $7 canadian per hour. that's right! that's because i was in the philippines at the time. biggrin:

those asian hotties sure know how to make a man feel good
I'm from there, you were getting a massage in the Philippines, yet you were not given so such as a toss-off? They don't call filipino women little brown fucking machines for nothing. You must be an ugly bastard.[/quote:9bf33]
AHAHAHAHAHA[/quote:9bf33]
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Default 08-10-2004, 09:23 PM

dude if u were in the phillipines Im pretty sure u could of hit that lol just offer her a little more or ask her if there was anything u could do for her beer:


  
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