[Ferich]

[quote="con Brio":a68a8]

when she was massaging my front side, while lying on my back, i had such a hard-on that there was no hiding it from her. it looked like there was a tent. there was only a towel covering me. and the whole time she was blushing and had this nervous smile on.[/quote:a68a8]


noob

[NexusRevived]

should of taken the towel off just to see her reaction. she probably would have sucked your cock

[Merlin122]

shoulda asked her to massage the inside of your anal cavity

[Vance]

Shoulda checked for diseases.

[con Brio]

Originally Posted by NexusRevived

should of taken the towel off just to see her reaction. she probably would have sucked your cock

i was gonna do that... shoulda done that oOo:

[fujimi7su]

my aunt used to be a massage "therapist" , she actually mentioned in a drunken rant that people get boners ALL THE TIME and you just get used to it...

[Innoxx]

[quote="con Brio":98a51]

Originally Posted by NexusRevived

should of taken the towel off just to see her reaction. she probably would have sucked your cock

i was gonna do that... shoulda done that oOo:[/quote:98a51]

You can always book another appointment. Get some dialogue going too, havibng a regular massuese that'll toss you off once in awhile is a gift from the heavens.

[Sirus]

Is he still in the phillipines?

[Himmler]

wow, shoulda fucked her man oOo:

[Innoxx]

Fucking a filipina masseuse who charges 7 bucks an hour? Would you like your syphilis in mild or tangy?

[eeves]

[quote=Jotun][quote="The Frenchman":f9177]

Originally Posted by "con Brio":f9177

the massage only cost me about $7 canadian per hour. that's right! that's because i was in the philippines at the time. biggrin:

those asian hotties sure know how to make a man feel good

I'm from there, you were getting a massage in the Philippines, yet you were not given so such as a toss-off? They don't call filipino women little brown fucking machines for nothing. You must be an ugly bastard.[/quote:f9177]
AHAHAHAHAHA[/quote:f9177]

[con Brio]

[quote="The Frenchman":91909]Fucking a filipina masseuse who charges 7 bucks an hour? Would you like your syphilis in mild or tangy?[/quote:91909]

everything is cheap in the philippines for anyone coming from another country with a strong dollar, like Canada or the US. For example, a very classy dinner may cost something like 300 pesos, which is only less than $10 Cdn.

[eeves]

rock: rock:

[bukdez]

"ahem... you missed a spot..."

remember that line...

[ninty]

and tack this onto it:

"actually it's not a spot at all. It's more of a very large beefy cyllindrical rod of manliness. So really, you didn't miss a spot, you missed my very large beefy cyllindrical rod of manliness."