[Ferich]

Bart vs Australia is one of my favorite episodes...EVER


Milhouse: Hey, Bart! The bakery caught fire and all of downtown smells like cookies! Wanna go smell?
Bart: Yes... Yes, I do.

Bart: Are we going to be landing on an aircraft carrier?
Pilot: No, the nearest Navy vessel is the USS Walter Mondale....its a laundry ship.

Australian Man: 900 Dollarydoos!, Tobias did you accept a collect call from the States?

Bart: Hey guys, just so you don't hear any wild rumors, I'm being indited for fraud in Australia.
Homer: Pshh. That's no reason to block the TV.

Bart: Do the toilets go backwards in here?
U.S Embasy guy: No. To combat home sickness, we've installed a device that makes them swirl the correct American way.
*Flushes toilet. Machine kicks in and water swirls the other way*
Homer (weeping, singing): Sweet land of liberty...

Homer: Are you like one of those English guards who can't laugh or smile or anything?
*Homer makes faces, hops around.*
*Guard punches him in the face*
Guard: No sir! US marine corps sir!