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Default 01-01-2005, 02:34 PM

[quote="Duke_of_Ray":fb695][quote="Mr.Buttocks":fb695][quote=CoMaToSe]
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Didn't elstatec make a thread like this ages ago? eek:
stfu. this is a new one. "Ages ago" means that its way back in forum b00nies now, so who cares if its a repeat? I didnt see that one.[/quote:fb695]


I hope you have a terrible 2005.[/quote:fb695]

Hey thats mean! How if he gets shot by his mail man?


P.S.-You have more positive Karma now than Negative! Yea, that means gf1.com will rule 2005![/quote:fb695]

We dont have a mailman, its some stoopid german kid with a rusty ass bike who gives all our mail to our vietnamese neighbor, gives us our Vermieter (landlords) mail and keeps all the checks he delivers
  
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Default 01-01-2005, 03:18 PM

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...a bf:v helicopter being flown by a zombie who is on my side
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Default 01-01-2005, 06:25 PM

A CROWBAR!!! rock:

or.............





















































one of these
[img]http://www.jesusburger.net/upload/yugo-bn.jpg[/img]
  
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Default 01-01-2005, 06:58 PM

Nekode claws:
[img]http://www.weaponmasters.com/images//products/WM/WMNC001L.jpg[/img]

Light sword with good flexibility:
[img]http://www.weaponmasters.com/images//products/WM/WM-4274L1.jpg[/img]

A pair of Kamas:
[img]http://www.weaponmasters.com/images//products/WM/WM-2430L.jpg[/img]

Jack-fuckin-hammer:
[img]http://stormy-night.org/weapons/weapons49.gif[/img]

RT-20, jus for the heck of it (Aint no sissy .50, its a 20x110mm):
[img]http://naoruzanje.paracin.co.yu/rt20-2.jpg[/img]

Two MP5K's:
[img]http://misapapa.hp.infoseek.co.jp/collection/mp5k/mp5k_03.jpg[/img]

A backpack full of AN-M14 TH3 Incendiary Grenades, a bag full of ammo and Id be tucked down on a rooftop with my Trangiaburner, tons of canned food and water.



  
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Default 01-01-2005, 10:05 PM

[quote=CoMaToSe][quote="Duke_of_Ray":2d937][quote="Mr.Buttocks":2d937]
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Originally Posted by "Mr.Buttocks":2d937
Didn't elstatec make a thread like this ages ago? eek:
stfu. this is a new one. "Ages ago" means that its way back in forum b00nies now, so who cares if its a repeat? I didnt see that one.

I hope you have a terrible 2005.[/quote:2d937]

Hey thats mean! How if he gets shot by his mail man?


P.S.-You have more positive Karma now than Negative! Yea, that means gf1.com will rule 2005![/quote:2d937]

We dont have a mailman, its some stoopid german kid with a rusty ass bike who gives all our mail to our vietnamese neighbor, gives us our Vermieter (landlords) mail and keeps all the checks he delivers[/quote:2d937]

Does he eat schnitzel while doing this?
  
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Default 01-01-2005, 11:37 PM

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Nekode claws:
[img]http://www.weaponmasters.com/images//products/WM/WMNC001L.jpg[/img]

Light sword with good flexibility:
[img]http://www.weaponmasters.com/images//products/WM/WM-4274L1.jpg[/img]

A pair of Kamas:
[img]http://www.weaponmasters.com/images//products/WM/WM-2430L.jpg[/img]

Jack-fuckin-hammer:
[img]http://stormy-night.org/weapons/weapons49.gif[/img]

RT-20, jus for the heck of it (Aint no sissy .50, its a 20x110mm):
[img]http://naoruzanje.paracin.co.yu/rt20-2.jpg[/img]

Two MP5K's:
[img]http://misapapa.hp.infoseek.co.jp/collection/mp5k/mp5k_03.jpg[/img]

A backpack full of AN-M14 TH3 Incendiary Grenades, a bag full of ammo and Id be tucked down on a rooftop with my Trangiaburner, tons of canned food and water.
you sure do know about your weapons! happy:


  
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Default 01-01-2005, 11:44 PM

[img]http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/prodimages/200/T1008P.jpg[/img]

or


[img]http://www.xxxfreesexchat.com/SE/SE0/0281_20.JPG[/img]


"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
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Default 01-02-2005, 12:05 AM

^^ you could attack with the second one, whilst having the first one hidden up your arse in reserve.
  
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Default 01-02-2005, 12:40 AM

eight ace i think im in love with you


  
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Default 01-02-2005, 01:07 AM

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Quote:
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Nekode claws:
[img]http://www.weaponmasters.com/images//products/WM/WMNC001L.jpg[/img]
amen...i'd probably grab those for close combat....and either a polearm like a halberd or something similar or a type of mace or morning star.....gotta stick w/ the steel weapons....guns run out of ammo yet metal weapons only get dull...dont forget a spare poignard or cutlass for emergencies
  
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Default 01-02-2005, 01:37 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":29cff]^^ you could attack with the second one, whilst having the first one hidden up your arse in reserve.[/quote:29cff]omg lmao!
  
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Default 01-02-2005, 02:13 AM

I would want a chain saw for my right hand and a shot gun in my left.
  
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