[Nyck]

Im the Inventory Associate @ Staples. I work M-F 7am-3pm scanning holes in the store, finding the product, bitching out vendors who dont give me RMA's quick enough for all their broken shit that hangs out in this 8x8 plywood locked cage I call home. Then I take out trash, throw away broken shitty products, conduct counts of products, find out its missing, wonder where the fuck it is. Then code out stolen shit little fucking cock mongrels ripped off(OMFG this.87 pencil is too much) then when shrink(stolen shit) gets too high, I get ragged on by the management and then Loss prevention will visit and grill me on wtf is going on(store sucks monkey cock)