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dr nein is the man with the plan. rock:
  
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I fully support killing her, and you never breeding.
  
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Default 07-23-2005, 06:10 AM
Break into her house and shit in her shoes.
  
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Default 07-23-2005, 08:07 AM
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she "squirted" all over it
Thats sexy, whats her numba? Could do with a girl like her in this hot weather... Kinda like a grass sprinkler biggrin:
  
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Default 07-23-2005, 10:51 PM
take her to small claims court and use the money to buy a new pc.
  
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Default 07-24-2005, 03:11 AM
[quote="Mr.Buttocks":c3616]Break into her house and shit in her shoes.[/quote:c3616]

i dunno why but that made me laugh for quite sometime.
  
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Default 07-24-2005, 05:31 AM
Most likely your power supply is toast. Examine the motherboard and make sure it's dried out before you replace the power supply.

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no what happened was i asked her to leave about 5 times and she wouldnt so i left the room to go call the police

haha you pussy. You can't even get your girlfriend out of your house yourself and instead had to call the police.
  
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Default 07-24-2005, 10:00 AM
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Break into her house and shit in her shoes.
i dunno why but that made me laugh for quite sometime.[/quote:b7cb0]i think it might have been the "shit in her shoes" part biggrin: that got me laughing
  
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take her to small claims court and use the money to buy a new pc.
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id fuck the shit out of judge judy until she gave me a get out of jail free card.
  
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no what happened was i asked her to leave about 5 times and she wouldnt so i left the room to go call the police

haha you pussy. You can't even get your girlfriend out of your house yourself and instead had to call the police.[/quote:cb45b]

hey fuck you motherfucker , if was gonna get her out of my house i would have drug her out by her fucking hair , i dont feel like going to jail over a woman , so go fuck yourself you son of a bitch
  
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Default 07-24-2005, 04:55 PM
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no what happened was i asked her to leave about 5 times and she wouldnt so i left the room to go call the police

haha you pussy. You can't even get your girlfriend out of your house yourself and instead had to call the police.[/quote:26945]
What was he supposed to do? Be a tough guy and hurt a women?
  
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Default 07-24-2005, 05:35 PM
Shoot her.
  
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