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Default 07-27-2005, 03:17 PM
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Default 07-27-2005, 03:22 PM
"Please Fuck Me"

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Default 07-27-2005, 06:00 PM
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Default 07-27-2005, 06:09 PM
A paedophile and a 9 yr old boy are walking through the woods on a spooky night.
The boy says to the paedophile: "Mister... I'm scared!"
The paedophile replies: "You think you're scared, I gotta walk outta here by myself!"

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Default 07-27-2005, 07:29 PM
Argh, my urethra feels clogged
  
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Default 07-27-2005, 07:36 PM
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Default 07-27-2005, 07:37 PM
Daniel Dey Louis stole my mayo and filled my sandals with cottage cheese. Talk about a garbagefaced-retard ffs. annoy:

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Default 07-27-2005, 08:15 PM
There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin looks at the other and says "man its hot in here." The other muffins says.........



"HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN"
  
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Default 07-27-2005, 08:17 PM
"Congratulations to The Toronto Maple Leafs on winning the stanley cup"

"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
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Default 07-27-2005, 08:18 PM
^ HAW HAW! Word.

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Default 07-27-2005, 08:29 PM
drunken quotes

*Chris: There's beer everywhere! I've got beer in places where I didn't even know I had places!


*Dan: I don't know what the fk is going on! I'm fkd out my fking fker!


*Turbo: I just wanna eat some pussy goddammit!
*Dan: I agree eating pussy is better than eating a hot cross bun when your fucked


[To some lesbians at a club]
*Will: My mother used to dance just like that!


[Whilst trying to find girlies on a crowded dance floor]
*Will: I led you to the promised land- Gank! *waves hand across the crowds of girls infront.
*Paul: Ya but look at the state of them, what the fuck?
*Will: So I failed the Navy navigation test, what you expect? I see a lotta milk & a lil bit of honey.
  
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Default 07-27-2005, 08:30 PM
I want to party with teh bunneh. rock:

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Default 07-27-2005, 08:31 PM
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Default 07-27-2005, 08:35 PM
Unfortunately, I won't be near the Medway Valley Leisure Park of the Cuxton Road (A228) in Strood anytime soon.

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