[KTOG]

Cops were called on my dorm room for disorderly conduct at 4am. We were blasting oldies when all the sudden I see 2 cops standing at my door. Being the awesome bullshitter I am, I told the cops that we just worked a night shift and were winding down. Meanwhile my roommate and I were both hammered. Then my roommate ruins the situation by not know that is was cops at the door and screamed "It wasn't that fucking loud." Luckily, the cops just let us off with a warning.