lets see

Kindergarden: I brought a broken lighter to class, and the teacher thought i was going to start a fire or something, I couldn't understand English back then..

1st Grade: I took all of the big pencils and broke the tips on them

2nd Grade: I used up all the toilet paper in the bathroom, and this was when each classroom had its own bathroom. I also asked the teacher why I didn't get a good part in "The Wizard of Oz" and she said I would do fine as a Munchkin, so I yelled "What the HELL!" and got a lunch detention for it...

3rd Grade: I didn't do my homework, and the teacher made me put 2 checks near my name on the chalkboard (3 checks = detention), so I told her that our house blew up and she made me put another check for lying and gave me a detention. I hated that cunt so much, she always let the girls off the hook and blamed everything on the boys.

4th Grade: Me and a group of friends stayed behind in school while the rest of the class went to the park for the End of the Year picnic, and we just rummaged though everyones backpacks and crap.

5th Grade: nothing really

6th Grade: On the Players vs Teachers softball game, I line-drived the ball at my Language Arts teacher, (She was a fat blonde short woman) and he tried getting away and tripped...

7th Grade: I tried shoving a kid in the locker, but the lockers are 2x smaller than a regular locker, so the kid didn't fit, and a teacher saw me... Detention for that.

8th Grade: Got into a fight with a mexican kid who couldn't speak english. Turns out he wanted to borrow a pen or something, and I thought he was calling me names.

9th Grade: nothing really

10th Grade: nothing really

11th Grade: Shoved a freshman into a much bigger locker. He missed 2 periods before someone realized he was in the locker, and i got a 3 day suspension.

Now, for something awesome for my senior prank happy: