[imported_Fluffy_Bunny]

Private school here so I have no idea about your grade system.

When I was about 14 I printed off a shyt loada porno on the school computers & had my own lil pawno business going handing out naughty pics in the main school yard. Then one time the sports teacher saw me & another kid oogling over a nekkid pic of Posh Spice & called me over. He was standing next to this girl I really liked & asked me what was on the paper which I was holding in my hand. I was pissin my pants by this time & the girl was right there so I just handed him the pic & said " I gotta go to registration sir." Then I legged it as fast as I could back to class. Next day I was infront of the deputy headmaster for an explanation. rolleyes:

I also shot my divinity teacher in the face with a blank round from a SA80 enfield rifle when I was about 14/15 during a CCF Army exercise. I knocked him right off his feet & he ended up on the ground about 4ft away. This was read out when we got back to school during assembley. It was read out infront of the entire school as an 'Assassination attempt on Mr Gates By William Aers' I never felt so embarrased. Now I have a way of getting round it & tell everyone that the bitch had it coming.

I was kinda well known for being clumsy, doing something generally stupid & always getting caught/in trouble. But I did try & be a good boy biggrin: