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Default 08-13-2005, 03:37 PM
1) Coleman is actually a God-fearing homosexual happy:

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9) caught masturbating to American Grizzly in the girls bathroom
  
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9) You can get a Good Enough Degree
  
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Default 08-13-2005, 03:42 PM
8) because you can learn about music(underground shit is koo!), religion(fuck jesus), fitness(ha you're fat), and politics (bush suks), sechs education(I want to stick it in your butt. Oh billy! okay because I love you) all right here in gf1

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Default 08-13-2005, 03:44 PM
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8) because you can learn about music(underground shit is koo!), religion(fuck jesus), fitness(ha you're fat), and politics (bush suks), sechs education(I want to stick it in your butt. Oh billy! okay because I love you) all right here in gf1
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Default 08-13-2005, 04:00 PM
7) Because living in your parents basement and working at McDonalds as been your life long dream.
  
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8) because you can learn about music(underground shit is koo!), religion(fuck jesus), fitness(ha you're fat), and politics (bush suks), sechs education(I want to stick it in your butt. Oh billy! okay because I love you) all right here in gf1
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5) Why learn from your teachers when you can just have sex with them. (Then marry them 6 years later)
  
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4) The principal wants to fuck you. He's ugly as shit.
  
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3) For some reason, all your female teachers are pregnant.
  
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Default 08-13-2005, 05:16 PM
2) homosexuality is looked down upon, so instead of taking abuse for it at school...you shoot a midget in the head, get sentenced to prison, now you can administer the bum darts abuse to your fellow cell mates.
  
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1) Your parents love you




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Default 08-13-2005, 05:30 PM
9) Guys are competitve, so it is no surprise they must have a long distance cum shooting contest.
  
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8) ur a bunch of homosexuals.
  
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7) You have no friends.
  
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