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Default 08-15-2005, 10:03 AM

9. GF1 loves it in the ass 24/7.


  
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8) You can act like a homesexual in it.
  
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Default 08-15-2005, 10:06 AM

7) because you could do this [img]http://nyckwest.com/smilies/cumshot.gif[/img]



  
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Default 08-15-2005, 01:52 PM

6.) Never have to beg for some Lovin'
  
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Default 08-15-2005, 01:53 PM

5.) groundforce1 doesn't get tired until 3am est.


  
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Default 08-15-2005, 02:29 PM

4) gf1 dosent drag its teeth when it gives you head


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Default 08-15-2005, 02:45 PM

3) Because MILLA is Romeo, according to Coleman oOo:
  
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Default 08-15-2005, 03:32 PM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":7dc15]4) gf1 dosent drag its teeth when it gives you head


....wait a minute[/quote:7dc15]
What's wrong with dragging teeth?


  
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Default 08-15-2005, 03:38 PM

A little teeth never hurt anyone ...

2) PHP Criticals get me off.
  
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Default 08-15-2005, 03:41 PM

1.) Unlike a girlfriend, gf1 doesn't have a homepage. You get directed right to the good stuff.


  
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Default 08-15-2005, 03:53 PM

Top Ten Reasons Why Mike Tyson Should Do Porn
  
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Default 08-15-2005, 03:54 PM

10) We'll know if he really does have a 14 inch member.
  
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Default 08-15-2005, 03:55 PM

9) He's not getting enough revenue from selling ear lollipops


  
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Default 08-15-2005, 03:55 PM

8) He can't get any from any other woman


  
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Default 08-15-2005, 03:56 PM

7.) What's better than fucking women for a living?


  
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