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Default 08-16-2005, 08:38 AM

4) tell the idiots i work with its the newest livestrong bracelet and sell them for $10 /ea.
  
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Default 08-16-2005, 08:42 AM

3) String tripwires across the kitchen door, triggering a water bucket downpour.


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Default 08-16-2005, 08:57 AM

2) Stop the bloodflow to your hands by wrapping the rubber band around your wrist. Say you have carpel tunnel and leave early!



  
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Default 08-16-2005, 09:04 AM

1) Flick the boss in the back of the head and blame the engineer who doesn't speak english.

Top Ten Things Overheard at Coleman's Last Band Concert

10) "Man, I'd stick it in her so fast..."


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Default 08-16-2005, 09:22 AM

9) is it true what they say about Coleman's pen0r?


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Default 08-16-2005, 09:26 AM

8) They did WHAT in Denmark?
  
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Default 08-16-2005, 09:35 AM

7) "Hey babe, does this rag smell like Chloroform to you...?"
  
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Default 08-16-2005, 09:40 AM

6) "Nice ties." - Gay Kid


5) "Shit! Who put one of these AIDs infected needles on my seat!?!!" - Gary's Mom
  
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Default 08-16-2005, 03:53 PM

4) He's sleeping with that little bitch, I can smell the semen when I wash his underwear. - Colemun's Mum.
  
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Default 08-16-2005, 04:02 PM

3. "... What kind of dildo was it?"
  
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2. "Damn, look at the arms on that girl!"
  
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Default 08-16-2005, 04:08 PM

1. "You did WHAT.... WITH WHAT?"


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Default 08-16-2005, 04:11 PM

10) His huge dinosaur penis drags on public television. (or is that his tail)
  
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9) Purple is gay
  
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Default 08-16-2005, 04:15 PM

8) Blind people can't see him
  
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