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Default 08-17-2005, 02:52 PM

2) Michael Jackson - Beat It



  
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Default 08-17-2005, 02:55 PM

1) The Lords Prayer

Top 10 Things to Say/Do to piss off an emo kid (more than usual)

10) You'd think a guy wearing girls pants would give better head.
  
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Default 08-17-2005, 03:05 PM

9) linkin park sux


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Default 08-17-2005, 03:07 PM

8) Borrow his eyeliner and keep it.


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Default 08-17-2005, 03:12 PM

7) Break his Sunny Day Real Estate 12"
  
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Default 08-17-2005, 03:17 PM

6) Steal their security blanket
  
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Default 08-17-2005, 03:18 PM

5) Hack his myspace profile and tell all of his internet friends he started listening to DC Talk and Air Supply exclusively and doesn't want to hang out anymore
  
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Default 08-17-2005, 03:41 PM

4) Tell him that his parents just bought him a new car. Chances are he'll get mad at them for no reason.
  
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Default 08-17-2005, 03:46 PM

3) Say that The Monkees were a huge influence on bands like The Cure and Morrissey.


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Default 08-17-2005, 04:06 PM

2.) Happy birthday Jake (emo kid)! Here's your birthday gift...3 free opera singing lessons. You sound like a pubecent little boy when you sing. Let's see if Ersula can help ya out."


  
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Default 08-17-2005, 04:17 PM

1) Dull his razors

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Default 08-17-2005, 04:20 PM

10.) Tie the cat to emo boy's arm. biggrin:


  
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Default 08-17-2005, 04:48 PM

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Default 08-17-2005, 04:54 PM

8) Very slowly with a potatoe peeler
  
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Default 08-17-2005, 05:16 PM

7) sex with a grown man


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