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Default 08-22-2005, 11:14 PM

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You scored as Natural Causes.

Your death will be by natural causes, though not by any diseaese, because that is another option on this test. You will probably just silently pass away in the night from old age, and people you love won't realize until the next morning, when you are all purple and cold and icky. So be happy, you won't be murdered.
  
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Default 08-22-2005, 11:16 PM

snorting coke off a hookers tits


  
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Default 08-22-2005, 11:19 PM

thespark.com, before it died, had the best test where you could see when you died too! oOo: oOo:



  
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Default 08-22-2005, 11:36 PM

You scored as Disappear

Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead

Disappear: 100%
Suicide: 80%
Posion: 53%
Stabbed: 53%
Eaten: 53%
Accident: 53%
Gunshot: 47%
Bomb: 47%
Cut Throat: 40%
Suffocated: 40%
Drowning: 33%
Disease: 33%
Natural Causes: 33%
  
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Default 08-22-2005, 11:42 PM

You scored as Posion.



Your death will be by poison, probably because you are a glutton and are around so many people that it would be easy to get away with it. Several important people in history share your fate.


aww man.
  
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Default 08-22-2005, 11:51 PM

I bet some of the people here will die virgins...

ill die in Iraq or Afghanistan
  
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Default 08-22-2005, 11:52 PM

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":69c95]ill die in Iraq or Afghanistan[/quote:69c95]

LOL, soon?
  
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Default 08-23-2005, 02:20 AM

You scored as Suicide.

Your death will be suicide. What more can I say? Fact: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. If you want to know hwo you will commit suicide, take a look at your second highest percentage on the bar graphs.

Suicide 93%
Bomb 53%
Gunshot 53%
Suffocated 53%
Posion 47%
Disappear 47%
Eaten 47%
Cut Throat 40%
Disease 40%
Natural Causes 40%
Stabbed 40%
Accident 20%
Drowning 7%

Suicide bomb....... figures loney:


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Default 08-23-2005, 03:26 AM

You scored as Gunshot.



Your death will be by gunshot, probably because you are some important person or whatever. Possibly a sniper, nice, quick, clean shot to the head. Just beautiful.

Gunshot

73%

Natural Causes

53%

Posion

53%

Suicide

53%

Bomb

47%

Eaten

47%

Disease

40%

Accident

33%

Stabbed

33%

Disappear

27%

Drowning

27%

Suffocated

27%

Cut Throat

20%
  
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Default 08-23-2005, 07:55 AM

You scored as Posion.



Your death will be by poison, probably because you are a glutton and are around so many people that it would be easy to get away with it. Several important people in history share your fate.

Cut Throat

60%
Eaten

60%
Posion

60%
Disease

53%
Suicide

47%
Drowning

47%
Stabbed

47%
Bomb

40%
Disappear

40%
Gunshot

33%
Accident

27%
Suffocated

27%

Natural Causes

27%


  
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Default 08-23-2005, 08:26 AM

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Quote:
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Bomb
Your death will be by bombing. You will probably be an innocent bystander, not doing anything wrong and not a person who was targeted at, just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Very close second: Suicide
Very close third: Gunshot
exactly the same.
In this day and age that would scare the shit outta me!
  
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Default 08-23-2005, 10:12 AM

Disappear 73%
Bomb 67%
Natural Causes 67%
Suicide 60%
Drowning 53%
Gunshot 47%
Posion 47%
Eaten 40%
Suffocated 33%
Accident 33%
Disease 33%
Stabbed 33%
Cut Throat 7%
  
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Default 08-23-2005, 11:42 AM

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You scored as Posion.



Your death will be by poison, probably because you are a glutton and are around so many people that it would be easy to get away with it. Several important people in history share your fate.

oOo: oOo:


  
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Default 08-23-2005, 12:30 PM

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You scored as Natural Causes.

Your death will be by natural causes, though not by any diseaese, because that is another option on this test. You will probably just silently pass away in the night from old age, and people you love won't realize until the next morning, when you are all purple and cold and icky. So be happy, you won't be murdered.
  
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Default 08-23-2005, 02:02 PM

it said i am going to die in a bomb explosion, but i'm sure i will die from lung cancer.


damn! me? dying from lung cancer? NO WAY! brb gonna smoke a cigarette


Smoke 'em if you got 'em!
  
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