Mother Nature Swallows Duffy Whole - Page 3

Akuma · 08-04-2005, 06:07 AM

At a quick glance at the title before clicking, I thought this thread was about Duffy getting deepthroated by his/someone's mom.

I was severly disappointed at first... But the shiveled anus thing makes up for it.

Xorcist [USA] · 08-04-2005, 06:22 AM

I was thinking he fell into a major crevasse or the San Andreas fault.

Poseidon · 08-04-2005, 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Akuma

At a quick glance at the title before clicking, I thought this thread was about Duffy getting deepthroated by his/someone's mom.

I was severly disappointed at first... But the shiveled anus thing makes up for it.

happy:

Eight Ace · 08-04-2005, 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Akuma

At a quick glance at the title before clicking, I thought this thread was about Duffy getting deepthroated by his/someone's mom.

I was severly disappointed at first... But the shiveled anus thing makes up for it.

..gg for stating the fucking obvoius....Duffy makes the likes of Steinbeck or
Shakespeare look like complete shit in the story-telling department....fo sho.

Stammer · 08-04-2005, 10:35 AM

Mr.Buttocks · 08-05-2005, 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Johnj

That story has potential. Work on it. Cut out the fat.

He should add a lesbian sex scene involving his sisters and the swimming instructor. That would improve the plot.

[quote="Doctor Duffy":91f60]

I do. Not to get too in depth here (get it? IN...DEPTH? SWIMMING? WATER? DEPTH?? AHAHAHAHAAA rock: rock: rock: ) but if anyone has noticed (maybe its just me), after getting naked to dress into you're regular clothes, check out you're anus. The muscle turns grey, and it shrivels up. I dont know whether its all the water, chlorine or what, but it's atleast 100% boner proof...until you get out of the water.

I try not to look at her much, but the closest my willy went wet (Before I go on, these whole swimming lessons Im taking is with a bunch of nine year olds, and Im the tallest and oldest kid there, so its awkward as hell...I never learned how to swim when I was young, but Im going to start surfing down in Mexico, so I decided it'd be a good idea to learn how to swim) was when we were doing some wierd technique (think its called the Egg Beater) with the legs, and we were all lying on the hot concrete, practicing before we went in, and I wasnt getting it down, and she laid right beside me, and started spreading her legs around. I couldnt fucking believe it was happening to me...still cant.
[/quote:91f60]

I hope you drown during your next lesson.

yeaprollytwo · 08-24-2005, 02:22 AM

i'm very dissapointed, i saw no references to the great gangster 50 cent, HOLLA

Eight Ace · 08-24-2005, 02:50 AM

get used to it m8, sadly a large proportion of threads here
make little or no reference to tha most excellent Fiddy... loney:

[DAS REICH] Blitz · 08-24-2005, 07:33 AM

glad you "worked it out" so to say in the end.. oOo: happy: happy:

lasagna · 08-24-2005, 08:16 AM

wtf why is this thread back

Mr.Buttocks · 08-24-2005, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by lasagna

wtf why is this thread back

Jesus brought it back.

Simo Häyhä · 08-24-2005, 10:15 AM

pics of your sisters now

[DAS REICH] Blitz · 08-24-2005, 10:18 AM

[img]http://www.collegebarscene.com/images/forum/smilies/3some.gif[/img]

Jotun · 08-24-2005, 10:21 AM

i just wasted my time reading that.

duncey · 08-24-2005, 07:20 PM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":7f2df]glad you "worked it out" so to say in the end.. oOo: happy: happy:[/quote:7f2df]

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.... hake: