Alliedassault           
FAQ Calendar
Go Back   Alliedassault > Lounge > Offtopic
Reload this Page Mother Nature Swallows Duffy Whole
Offtopic Any topics not related to the games we cover. Doesn't mean this is a Spam-fest. Profanity is allowed, enter at your own risk.

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Mother Nature Swallows Duffy Whole
Old
  (#1)
Doctor Duffy is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 5,825
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Banned
  Send a message via AIM to Doctor Duffy  
Default Mother Nature Swallows Duffy Whole - 08-03-2005, 06:21 PM

Since my life is just that important (and cool, to point), I'll update you guy's on the last hour of my life - just because.

So I was riding the bus home from Denver (COLFAX AVENUE!!!), after bringing my sister to the dentist and then getting a really late lunch over at Pete's Greek Cafe (not a Cafe- and I had Navy Bean soup, just so you know) (Oh, and its on Colfax) and we were walking home the whole two mile stretch, when all of a sudden god starts whacking it on us, and it started to dribble.

Three minutes later, it was pouring, and I was screaming the entire way, as my two little sisters (six and eight) wrapped themselves in towels we just used after going swimming in the morning. I was totally soaked, not one spot on me was left dry as we walked and walked home, and the five dollar bill in my pocket totally disenegrated into a mush.

The rain slowed us down, water was washing all over our feet, going up to our ankles, as we all lost our sandles atleast three times during that whole hour. My hair was soaked and covering my eyes, so I had to shake it out doggy-style a couple of times.

We finally made it to the park, where the swimming pool was, and I just went ballistic and ran all the way home, stretching my towel towards the sky so it flailed behind me, and I ran near the pool to say hi to Tiffany, my sixteen year old swim instructor (She's only two years older than I am, and she's totally hittable rock: ) who was taking cover under the bathroom door.

Then I came home, and lucky me, I forgot my keys, and my sisters were shivering and on the point of crying (dont ask me). So I ran into the back, and knocked the screen window out, having to pull myself up into the house to unlock the doors for them.


When the whole commotion was over, I took a hot shower, and wanked it the whole way through - just for you mother nature.
  
Old
  (#2)
Mr.Buttocks is Offline
Major General
 
Mr.Buttocks's Avatar
 
Posts: 12,924
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: The Continent of Africa
   
Default 08-03-2005, 06:27 PM

These truly are "Duffy's Wonder Years".
  
Old
  (#3)
Scalping Chief is Offline
Major
 
Posts: 6,418
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Canada
  Send a message via MSN to Scalping Chief  
Default 08-03-2005, 06:29 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":25418]Do you really need to share with us every wonderful aspect of your action-packed life? It's not like we're a bunch of fat, rotting mules sitting and playing WoW while eating a bag of Dorritos...we have lives, too, huh?[/quote:25418]

You said it best yourself, STFU and -1
  
Old
  (#4)
Merlin122 is Offline
1st Lieutenant
 
Posts: 4,860
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: The Greater Philidelphia Area
  Send a message via AIM to Merlin122 Send a message via MSN to Merlin122 Send a message via Yahoo to Merlin122  
Default 08-03-2005, 06:30 PM

The Official: Inane Bullshit Thread
  
Old
  (#5)
Sergeant_Scrotum is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 4,003
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Ontario, Canada
  Send a message via MSN to Sergeant_Scrotum  
Default 08-03-2005, 06:32 PM

good story....love the wanking part at the end....
  
Old
  (#6)
Doctor Duffy is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 5,825
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Banned
  Send a message via AIM to Doctor Duffy  
Default 08-03-2005, 06:32 PM

[quote="Scalping Chief":43020]Did you not make a post about how Coleman was a nerd because he posted something to do with his life.
Now you turn around and do the same thing.
-1 to you my good man.[/quote:43020]

His was about some AMAZING chocolate cake, what else would you expect me to think?
  
Re: Mother Nature Swallows Duffy Whole
Old
  (#7)
Poseidon is Offline
2nd Lieutenant
 
Posts: 3,358
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Good ol' England!
   
Default Re: Mother Nature Swallows Duffy Whole - 08-03-2005, 07:08 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":ae5a7]Since my life is just that important (and cool, to point), I'll update you guy's on the last hour of my life[/quote:ae5a7]

I actually thought this statement meant you was thinking of killing yourself.


wallbash: Damnit
  
Re: Mother Nature Swallows Duffy Whole
Old
  (#8)
Nyck is Offline
General of the Army
 
Nyck's Avatar
 
Posts: 17,299
Join Date: May 2002
  Send a message via AIM to Nyck  
Default Re: Mother Nature Swallows Duffy Whole - 08-03-2005, 07:11 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":7491a] the five dollar bill in my pocket totally disenegrated into a mush.

.[/quote:7491a]

congrats on carrying monopoly money around. Real money doesnt disengrate when its wet. hence why is survives washing machines and dryers you fuckin homo.

-1 for lying, maybe that will teach you.


"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans."
- The Joker
http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/
  
Old
  (#9)
Johnj is Offline
2nd Lieutenant
 
Johnj's Avatar
 
Posts: 3,192
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Kansas City KS
   
Default 08-03-2005, 07:12 PM

That story has potential. Work on it. Cut out the fat.


**Practicing the dark art of turn signal usage since 1976.**
  
Old
  (#10)
BlackJackal is Offline
Command Sergeant Major
 
Posts: 2,995
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: North Carolina
   
Default 08-03-2005, 07:20 PM

oOo:


  
Old
  (#11)
Jin-Roh is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 5,546
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: California
  Send a message via AIM to Jin-Roh Send a message via MSN to Jin-Roh  
Default 08-03-2005, 07:28 PM

IM BEING SUED FOR PUTTING MONEY IN MY ANUS AND GIVING IT TO THE TACO BELL CASHIER
  
Old
  (#12)
Johnj is Offline
2nd Lieutenant
 
Johnj's Avatar
 
Posts: 3,192
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Kansas City KS
   
Default 08-03-2005, 07:32 PM

That story has potential. Work on it. Cut out the fat.


**Practicing the dark art of turn signal usage since 1976.**
  
Old
  (#13)
Jin-Roh is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 5,546
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: California
  Send a message via AIM to Jin-Roh Send a message via MSN to Jin-Roh  
Default 08-03-2005, 07:37 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnj
That story has potential. Work on it. Cut out the fat.
happy:
  
Old
  (#14)
imported_Fluffy_Bunny is Offline
Senior Member
 
Posts: 3,564
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Reading 'Country Life' magazine in a crack wh0res brothel in Soho, London
  Send a message via MSN to imported_Fluffy_Bunny  
Default 08-03-2005, 07:40 PM

you should have wanked on your 16 y/o swimming instructor. Fancying your swimming instructor must suck ass, imagine wearing trunks when swimming & then getting a bon0r oOo:
  
Re: Mother Nature Swallows Duffy Whole
Old
  (#15)
[DAS REICH] Blitz is Offline
General of the Army
 
[DAS REICH] Blitz's Avatar
 
Posts: 18,844
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: AA.com North Building, Offtopic Floor, Apartment 1337
 Send a message via ICQ to [DAS REICH] Blitz Send a message via AIM to [DAS REICH] Blitz Send a message via MSN to [DAS REICH] Blitz Send a message via Yahoo to [DAS REICH] Blitz  
Default Re: Mother Nature Swallows Duffy Whole - 08-03-2005, 07:41 PM

[quote="Doctor Duffy":0e038]stretch, when all of a sudden god starts whacking it on us, and it started to dribble.[/quote:0e038]

last time i checked, it was called "drizzle"...



  
Closed Thread



Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump



Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.12 by ScriptzBin
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
© 1998 - 2007 by Rudedog Productions | All trademarks used are properties of their respective owners. All rights reserved.