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Default 09-14-2005, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Arkan
-1 for driving under the influence.

As for the bad sex.....been there, done that. I remember coming home from this girls house and had this wicked stank coming from my crotch. Her pussy smelt like a rotting corpse and i couldn't get home fast enough to wash my dick. Why did i fuck her you ask? Well, her name started with a "Y" and i needed that letter for my lil' alphabet fuck game. (fucking my way through the alphabet A-Z)

Chalk that up to experience my friend and never get behind the wheel unless you're 100% sober and not "stumbling" through the door.

Finding a X might be hard or did you get one already?[/quote:2eaf4]He fucked Xena the worrior princess.


  
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