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Default 09-14-2005, 11:24 PM
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As for the bad sex.....been there, done that. I remember coming home from this girls house and had this wicked stank coming from my crotch. Her pussy smelt like a rotting corpse and i couldn't get home fast enough to wash my dick. Why did i fuck her you ask? Well, her name started with a "Y" and i needed that letter for my lil' alphabet fuck game. (fucking my way through the alphabet A-Z)
You probably have HIV.

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As for the bad sex.....been there, done that. I remember coming home from this girls house and had this wicked stank coming from my crotch. Her pussy smelt like a rotting corpse and i couldn't get home fast enough to wash my dick. Why did i fuck her you ask? Well, her name started with a "Y" and i needed that letter for my lil' alphabet fuck game. (fucking my way through the alphabet A-Z)
You probably have HIV.

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Fuck dude... how are you going to find a "X"...... a "Q"........ ed:
  
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Quatifah?
  
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GIVE HER A NICKNAME... ITS NOT REALLY CHEATING...
  
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Fatties eeeew...Condoms suck, I hope you didn't use one......LOL. dance:
  
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You probably have HIV.
If thats the case, so does your mom.

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Queefy Anne?
  
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LOL a mom joke rock:
  
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More cusion for the pushin bud
  
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More cusion for the pushin bud
i take it you've fucked obese women before? ed:
  
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Lasagna's a virgin. As am I, but still.....
  
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Default 09-16-2005, 12:08 PM
[quote="Eight Ace":e4b66]
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Queefy Anne?[/quote:e4b66]

She's a tough lay. Gail force winds keep me from entering the chasm.
  
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Quatifah?
Queefy Anne?
She's a tough lay. Gail force winds keep me from entering the chasm.[/quote:927c5]
quit beefin KTOG...at least you got to practice your sky-diving manoeuvres without leaving the room.
  
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