[Doctor Duffy]

[quote="Simo Häyhä":5b3be]Honestly man, it's gonna be so awesome. I don't mean the act itself. Sure that'll be great too, but i mean the moments when i realize it's actually gonna happen, i'll be so excited i'll throw up. For you see i'm 21 and have had literally no contact physically or otherwise with attractive chicks since, like, forever. Don't get me wrong i'm not obese or pig ugly, i'm just extremely shy and nervous and have no friends or social life, so the tension and desperation has just built up and built up over the years. However, i'm going to college in the summer so the possibility of meeting attractive girls has become realistic. The realization that my dream of physically having sex with a beautiful naked 21yr old female has become a distinct possibility is right now making me feel so excited and anxiety ridden i feel as if i'm, yes, about to throw up. Does anyone here understand? Has anyone else felt how i felt and proceeded to have sex and did indeed throw up as a result of their excitement being too much to handle? Or did all you fucks lose your virginity's at 16?[/quote:5b3be]