[Himmler]

Originally Posted by Nyck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35ZHtAYXlYY

[img]http://www.londonist.com/attachments/Matt/stephen-hawking-708127.jpg[/img]

[Mr.Buttocks]

You can't argue with those numbers!

[Whatada]

Originally Posted by KTOG

I say from now on we meet any of Coma's posts with that quote.

[Simo Häyhä]

this is probably the best thread i have ever read on gf1

[Coleman]

[img]http://www.jonco48.com/blog/beach_2Dbabe_2Dbeware.jpg[/img]

[Nyck]

Originally Posted by Coleman

[img]http://www.jonco48.com/blog/beach_2Dbabe_2Dbeware.jpg[/img]

WHAT THE FUCK HUMAN BEEF JERKEY!!!!!!!! THATS SO FUCKING GROSS!!!!

[CoMaToSe]

Originally Posted by Nyck

WHAT THE FUCK HUMAN BEEF JERKEY!!!!!!!! THATS SO FUCKING GROSS!!!!

lolskincancer

[Zoner]

Originally Posted by Bleuachdu

"hay guyz, i've reviewed this postulate and believe it to be true. lolz i luv the internets"

[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f6/Stephen_Hawking1.jpg/250px-Stephen_Hawking1.jpg[/img]

BWAW HAW HAW HAWWW!

Two absolute classic funnehs in one thread. Kudos to KTOG and Bleu! beer:

[Jimbo@]

Originally Posted by KTOG

I will now prove through mathematical equations that proves that no one likes you on these forums.

- Lets make a scale of 1 - 5 of hatred on these forums. 1 = Loved 5 = Hated.

- Pyro and Comatose are obviously a 5 on this meter. Now lets take their weight into account:

Pyro: 100lbs ?
Comatose: 300lbs ?

- Now take their weight and divide each by their Scale number. (100/5 = 20 ; 300/5 = 60)
- Multiply this times their post counts. (17905 * 20 = 358100 ; 6663 * 60 = 399780)

- Now here is the tricky part. Mutliply this number by the amount of real life friends you have. Ok, i'll be nice i'll let you count your right hand as one and your self as another. (358100 * 2 = 716200 ; 399780 * 2 = 799560)

OOOOOoooo Coma is in the lead!!!

- Now add the times that your parents regret having an abortion. ( 716200 + 30 = 716230 ; 399780 + 100 = 399880)

SOOOO CLOSE

- Here's the repititious part: Multiply the amount of times you have you have a had sex times the amount of times you checked your post count times the amount of times a girl said you were attractive excluding relatives (0 * 234 * 0 * 716230 = 0 ; 0 * 2352 * 0 = 0)


Both of your correlations are now zero. The same amount of respect we give you, the same amount of respect you deserve, and the same amount you have earned. ZERO.

Now gtfo.

MATH IS NEVER WRONG.

Don't you have something better to do?

[CoMaToSe]

[quote="Jimbo@":0d64b]

Originally Posted by KTOG

I will now prove through mathematical equations that proves that no one likes you on these forums.

- Lets make a scale of 1 - 5 of hatred on these forums. 1 = Loved 5 = Hated.

- Pyro and Comatose are obviously a 5 on this meter. Now lets take their weight into account:

Pyro: 100lbs ?
Comatose: 300lbs ?

- Now take their weight and divide each by their Scale number. (100/5 = 20 ; 300/5 = 60)
- Multiply this times their post counts. (17905 * 20 = 358100 ; 6663 * 60 = 399780)

- Now here is the tricky part. Mutliply this number by the amount of real life friends you have. Ok, i'll be nice i'll let you count your right hand as one and your self as another. (358100 * 2 = 716200 ; 399780 * 2 = 799560)

OOOOOoooo Coma is in the lead!!!

- Now add the times that your parents regret having an abortion. ( 716200 + 30 = 716230 ; 399780 + 100 = 399880)

SOOOO CLOSE

- Here's the repititious part: Multiply the amount of times you have you have a had sex times the amount of times you checked your post count times the amount of times a girl said you were attractive excluding relatives (0 * 234 * 0 * 716230 = 0 ; 0 * 2352 * 0 = 0)


Both of your correlations are now zero. The same amount of respect we give you, the same amount of respect you deserve, and the same amount you have earned. ZERO.

Now gtfo.

MATH IS NEVER WRONG.

Don't you have something better to do?[/quote:0d64b]
evidently not.

[Mr.Buttocks]

I want to vote in Coma's poll in the 'Announcements' area.

[CoMaToSe]

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":77ba8]I want to vote in Coma's poll in the 'Announcements' area.[/quote:77ba8]
I was just about to ask how that got there....

[TGB!]

[quote="Short Hand":68add]

Originally Posted by Bucknub

fucking brilliant!

[/quote:68add]

I think you're just glad you werent included in that post. . .

[Unknown_Sniper]

Rofl awesome!

[Pyro]

well since coma already proved he had no friends in that one thread an dI have proof of two who actually post here...well

doens't that mean I win by default?

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